i'd rip out her fingernails and toe nails and chain her hands and feet to the bottom of a bathtub full of salt water and as she was screaming from the pain, i'd slash her cheeks from the corners of her mouth all the way back to her ears. she'd have an ear-to-ear smile of blood. then i'd write my name in her back with a blow torch (while she was still chained into the tub, of course) and use a scalpel to remove her scalp and cut her ears off... i'd probably fillet her nose, too. after all that, i'd just sit by and watch to make sure she didn't escape before she died.
hey, someone said to get creative.
(note- to cover my ass since that was a little graphic, that was NOT about Nancy Grace... it was about my shit-talking invisible friend who's a total bitch and needs to be tortured to death)