Names for boobs

(From GeorgeCarlin.com, Some old, funny, original, retarded)

APPLES, BALCONY, BALLOONS, BANGERS, BAZONGAS, BAZOOMS, BEAN BAGS, BIG BROWN EYES, BON-BONS, BOOBIES, BOOBS, BOTTLES, BOULDERS, BULLETS, BUMPERS,

BUSTERS, BUTTERBAGS, CANTELOUPES, GAZONGAS, GLANDS, GLOBES, GRAPEFRUITS, GUAVAS, HANDFUL, HAND-WARMERS, HEADERS, HEADUGHTS, HILLS, HONKERS, HOOTERS, HOWITZERS, JABOOS, JIBS (haha), JUGS, JUMBOS, KAZONGAS, KNOBS, KNOCKERS, LACTOIDS, LOAVES, LOBLOLLIES, LOVE BUBBLES, LOVE MUFFINS, LULUS, LUNGS, MAMMETS, MAMS, MANGOES, MEATBALLS, MEAT LOAVES, MELONS, MILK CANS, MILK SHOP, MOUNDS, MOUNT OF ULIES, MOUNTAINS, MUFFINS, MULLIGANS, MURPHIES, NANCIES, NATURE'S FONTS, NIBLETS, NINNIES, NIPPERS, NODULES, NOOGIES, NUBBIES, NUTS, ORANGES, ORBS, OTTOMANS, PAIR, PALOOKAS, PAPAYAS, PAPS, PEACHES, PEAKS, PEARS, PECTS, PEEPERS, PILLOWS, PIPS, POKERS, PONTOONS, POTATOES, PUMPKINS, PUMPS, RIB CUSHIONS, ROUNDIES, SANDBAGS, SCONES, SCOOPS, SET, SHAKERS, SHIMMIES, SKIN SACKS, SNUGGLE PUPS, SPHERES, SPUDS, STACKS, STUFFING, SWEATER MEAT, SWEET ROLLS, SWINGERS ,TAMALES, TETONS, TIDBITS, TITS, TITTERS, TI=IES, TOMATOES, TOOTERS, TORPEDOES, TWANGERS, TWIN PEAKS, TWOFERS, UMLAUTS, UPPER DECK, WALDOS,

WARHEADS, WARTS, WATERMELONS, WHOPPERS, WOBBLERS, WONGAS, YABBOS, YAMS, ZEPPELINS
 
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