Name two things...

[TACO-DOG.exe]

Name two things that you can buy with condoms that would make the cashier very uncomfortable

I'll start

A rope and Nyquil

 

[AWALLRUS.]

jumbo hot dogs and jell-o

 

[FerrisBueller]

a large teddy bear and candy

 

[ryantheconnolly]

a thread that already happened and a pack of needles...

 

[ILLinoisance]

baby wipes and diapers

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

Link, and how long ago?

 

[.spaghetticat.]

candels and lotion or porn magazines

 

[Chubz.]

I remember laughing my ass off about it last summer, i think...

 

[trettzilla]

dildos and reposts?

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

well fuck me sideways. whatever its still funny!

 

[EL_TIGRE]

cucumbers and sleeping pills

 

[Chubz.]

hehe i lol'd

 

[ryantheconnolly]

https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/592870/

but first is the worst and second is the best right?

 

[BIGben*]

Sleepingpills and candy.

 

[BigBadWolf]

a cucumber and lube.

 

[esotericjive]

A flare gun and a roll of duct tape.

 

[N.Rosenberger]

A nice cup of shut the fuck up. and fuck you

 

[hellyeaaaah]

hahaha this is brilliant. Threads.

 

[-emile-]

thread for later

haha will try one of these

 

[CrotchKiller]

candy and children's toys

 

[JKill]

Trash bags and ammonia.

 

[Davy.Crockett]

happy 10 year old birthday card and a ball gag

 

[ORDEAL]

Rope and tent stakes

 

[Bodhisattva_]

If I make a third will I have a hairy chest, like animal?

 

[I.B]

How bout a repost thread and an idiot?

 

[ORDEAL]

Repost

 

[Jeffmnicholas]

a gorilla costume and a banana

 

[RIP_leos_shack]

Dog treats and a tennis ball

 

[technique.]

a mop and bucket

 

[BigBadWolf]

fuck i love your username.

 

[los.pinguinos]

ur mom and ur mom's mom.... also BLUNTZZZZZ

 

[technique.]

thanks dude. my sweet-ass topher icon wont work though

 

[BigBadWolf]

g dang it. my retarded guy cop icon wont work either :/

 

[Davy.Crockett]

TOPHER

 

[emilyiscool]

tampons and a pack of chocolate bars

 

[.travis.]

hahahahahahaha this wins by far

 

[ryantheconnolly]

damn i bet it was tight butthole

 

[razors-chaz]

a fly fishing magazine and hand cream

 

[jessica-s]

lube and protein powder my men go hard!

 

[theJones]

candy and a baseball bat

 

[JIBpsy^^]

This thread has been made countless times

 

[I_Am_Mod]

condoms +

watersnakes

+

Oprah magazine

=

 

[ohmythugaim]

Surely this thread would yeild more creative responses if it were 3 things that you could buy to make the cashier uncomfortable, excluding condoms...

penis shaped object + weird thing that could arouse you + condoms WOLOLOLOL!1!!!1!1

Also, condoms + diapers + cigarettes... then pretend you dont have enough cash to pay for it all and put the diapers back.

 

[Timotheezy.]

yeah this already went down. it was pretty fucking good.

chloroform and a shovel

 

[rach]

hahahahaha oh ewwww

 

[SeanTom]

i work as a cashier and we aren't discomforted by any of these things, we just think that you're buying condoms and other unrelated items.

 

[sndyrvr]

690th post

 

[PJS.]

Thats unfortunate

 

[Deluge]

did this already but pickled sausage and petroleum jelly

 

[Chubz.]

thats terrible hahahahaha!

 

[-GL-]

so fucked up hahah but i laughed quite hard