Name the poser ski of the year thread

lots of kids that blow at my hill have foils, but then again lots of really good kids have them too.
 
they can suck and not be a poser but if they love to ski park there cool. i'm talking about kids that have twins and have never hit a rail or never gotten to the landing on a jump
 
hows that poser? burton makes quality shit, and to not buy it cuz its a snowboad company is poser id say. i buy shit because of the specs and how it performs plys cost. not who makes it.
 
the kid on a brand new pair of fuji's mounted way back at the traditional mounting point.

no hate on the ski itself, it butters like a motherfucker, but cos its kinda cheap and well known, it draws the kid who wants to ride twins, but wont ever ride switch and enjoys riding straight over boxes on a good day.
 
when ppl start riding this yrs lines, u know theyre prob not posers, but really patient muthafuckers.
 
ive seen shitty skiers on all types of skis aswell as if seen the kids who are hucking the biggest things on the BC booters and in the park on the same skis. Aslong as there atleast trying and not just makin up some bullshit excuse why they cant hit the jump, its alright with me.
 
my friend who just one a canadian open halfpipe comp uses the new scratch wrs skiis so once again, everyone skis all the different skis.
 
this thread is stupid. i can honestly say i think at least 95% of the peeps who are out there on skis are having fun. quit labeling peeps and fucking with our good times bitch! peace
 
Kids (and there are plenty on here) who ride only park with whatever new gear they have and talk about hucking cliffs throwing off axis spins and inverts and shredding gnar, but in real life they suck dick and just get in the way.
 
posers are usually decked out in the latest gear, have trouble skiing outside of the park as well as inside the park.

The poser ski would prolly be a name brand like saloman, rossi or k2 even though ive seen real good skiers on all of those, but posers usually hit up the mainstream companies.
 
hahaha, so i was at the terrain park and i see this guy on scratch bc's (which i was thinking about getting at the time). he looked like a bigger guy - 6'2" or so, maybe 180, so i asked him how they skied. he said he liked him, but then got all butt hurt when i told him i had heard they were better for smaller skiers (and he was riding 175's). so this guy got all pissed and said "well in my experience they take A LOT of muscle" then he charged down at the next jump in front of us, speed checked going up the lip, and got a grand total of 6" of air. That guy wins my poser award for being a jackass.
 
PE's or Fujis. But there are also a lot of people who are good that ride these. But in general, they have more gapers than other brands. I don't often see really bad gapers riding 4frnt or armada. Also you can tell cause the PE's or Fujis are mounted WAY far back -- Like where they would mount their slalom race skis, and they usually have marker bindings. HAHA
 
Whatever people get when the get suckered into buying twins at sports authority. I think its 3 year old PEs and fake salomons made only for sports authority
 
Round Laax the Völkl Dogen with the green subway design seems to be the gaper ski of the year, probably because it's the only twin tip sold in the supermarket over here.

It just seems that everyone who knows to ride a little, rides the karmas instead of the dogens.
 
well i have bright stuff. but i never go in the park hardly because i hate it, so that obviously makes me a poser right?

 
well im not a poser in anyway, i ski everywhere and thats how i have the most fun is doing random shit that people think is retarded. i have more fun hitting a little rollar over and over than hitting a rail thats just how i am. i can ski park its just i would rather rip all over. see where i ski everyone thinks im a poser because i have armadas (which i won on sierra snowboard) and the oakley axis shit that i payed for. but because i dont ski the park as well as them im a poser. i just keep reminding myself that i lived out west and could tear them apart and make them look like posers in all mountain. but it doesnt matter..... because i cant pretzel
 
Maybee you should change the way you're looking at stuff and see it from their point of view. They don't know much about the sport, they want to get into it, all the people who are good like you are laughing at them so they quit.

Or maybee you should just quit worrying about everyone else and try to find something out about yourself
 
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