Name my job... and get paid

I think we've established that people value lanyards at more than $10 now haha. I'll give it until tomorrow and ship the lanyard out to the lucky winner then.
 
the social media man
social status updater
costumer service updater
facebook/twitter help
costumer satisfaction updater
fix your problem updater
social problem fixer
problem solver
social media solver
social media problem solver
i would like the 10$ please.
 
Just a heads up, you're going to probably want to put your job title in your e-mail signature. So if it's a stupid ass name you're not going to look professional at all. I'd vote for Social Media Marketing Manager or Social Media Manger. Keep it basic and straight forward.
 
Digital Media Assassin, or more likely, Dude Who's Gonna Get Paid to Fuck Around on Stupid Sites Before Being Let Go in Two Months When His Employers Realize They're Wasting Their Money on This Dumb Shit
 
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