Name my future raccoon

[pat_in_the_hat]

ok, so theres a raccoon that is living around our house. it comes out at night and eats my dogs food, and makes noise. we have seen him a couple of times, but the other night he got in a fight with my dog and my brother (he has an afro). the coon obviously won. so y goal for the remainder of the summer is to capture this wild animal, tame him and treat him as if he were part of the family. the only thing i am hesitant about is wat to name him. so go forth and enlighten me a name for a raccoon. p.s. he is the deffinition of a goggle tan

 

[k-rob]

name him pat

 

[Skiingslikewhoa]

Juan the Bandito. Or some other mexican name.

 

[artfullydodged]

mark wahlberg

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Marky Mark!

Personally, I think you should name him Shooter McGavin.

 

[Malcolm]

post vids of u trying to catch him please. oh and then him steeze

 

[Billek]

"Roberta That Damned Pork-A-Pine"

 

[samwise]

I found a raccoon in the dumpster at work and we named it Jonathan.

 

[skeedle]

Benji!

 

[vincepru]

AIDS!

 

[popNfresh44]

scooter

 

[joshbryant]

I named mine Ampersand, like the symbol.

 

[skiminnesota]

i think you should name him "rabies"

 

[kzrstf]

zvroch

 

[bigolrig]

yay my name!!
wanna have sex?

 

[little_boo]

eh, i would name my raccoon Dinosaur.

 

[duckets.]

i loled, i was talking about the ampersand at work recently. such a great word

 

[Boodje.]

clyde the coon.

 

[Franny]

Clarence!

 

[kyle_w]

reginald, or just reggie

 

[snwbrdmilf]

"so y goal for the remainder of the summer is to capture this wild animal, tame him and treat him as if he were part of the family. the only thing i am hesitant about is wat to name him."

No one sees anything wrong with these sentences?

 

[Whitlock]

War Machine or Fidel Castro or Joseph Stalin.

 

[B-VUR]

name him poop

 

[MatRich]

name him jorge alvarez ( pronounced: hore- hey)

or chewbaca

 

[JSskier]

Jeffery or Slayer and you may want a rabies shot if you actually plan on taming it i've heard they're a bitch though but better safe than sorry.

 

[JamesR]

no way you will be able to tame him. i know people who raised one from birth and it was hardly tame. but i guess we can all dream so to contribute, you should name him Gato

 

[CLO]

hahahaha so horrible

 

[Holte]

That's so awesome.

 

[mellifluous]

uhh.... maybe before you try to make this wild raccoon your pet you should get it checked for rabies and get it dewormed?
someone i know has a pett raccoon and they did all that stuff haha.

 

[ATLskier]

exactly what i was thinking

 

[martin.]

cleetus

 

[doublexl]

if you actually catch it and tame it, im going to be pissed.