Name for a guniea pig

no dude name it Cui. In Peru, ginuea pig is a delicacy served in most restaurantes. Its cheeks are the best part. (fyi its pronounced koo-ey or quee depending on the region).
 
So I'm thinking it's going to be Pikachu. I mean really, it's a little rodent, it kind of makes since. I really like the pokemon idea that someone suggested. I mean really, who wouldn't laugh at your guinea pig named after the mascot of a crazy japanese fad. Any other pokemon ideas?
 
Definitely tampon is the best name by far. Also reminds me of when i used to have guinea pigs and one of them died becuase of "rectal bleeding." true story
 
Guinea pigs make a much better pet than a hamster. Guinea pigs are big and you can actually pet them. Mine seriously looks like a rabbit except for the ears. Maybe I should call him Cap'n. Like "Crunchitize me Cap'n!"
 
we put my friend's hamster in the microwave once to warm him up after he went swimming. he didn't last more than about 15 seconds.
 
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