What a coincidence, I thought the same exact thing... And I too, am a self proclaimed Ninja, AND I've actually been to Japan, so I got to hang with some ninja's and hippo's, and throw ninja stars... And this one time, I karate chooped this other ninja, hard. And cut his pnkie off with my hand, I was so pumped!
'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire