That made me laugh for some reason.
Our park crew used to talk about weird shit like this while raking jumps in the morning...my buddy Nick said he'd make a porn called 'Not without my anus'...and it would be about hm sticking a cat in his ass, and people would get all upset and want to take the cat out of his ass, but he's say the cat wanted to stay....something about Elian Gonzalez and him going on Oprah... It was kinda fucked but really funny, of course that might've been cause we were blazed.