Things that go vrooom!
and it would just be clips of people fucking on planes, trains, automobiles, boats, tanks, maybe a submarine or two, and the finale would be two people fucking while riding a tiger through the jungle. to clarify, the tiger isnt involved sexually at all, its just included because no porno could ever top that, ever. except maybe one that involved one of those zero-gravity simulation planes and every girl in the playboy mansion.