Name A Pimp

my male best friend.. 17 chicks in 6 weeks.. might its coz he lives in a skiresort and tells em he is swedish or norwegian...girls watch out
 
Probobly would have to be my friend Tyler. He had 2 seperate girls in one night with no aid of alcohal or drugs of any kind.
 
my buddy kevin. while we were at a ski resort (we actually managed to stay on the hill) he managed to convince 3 hot chick's that he was a ski instructor and gave them a lesson, even tho they skied really quite well. Then he got 2 of them in one night.
 
ahaha i dont know of any... but i work in the emergency room and one night this guy came in all pimped out, they cut his clothes off.and underneath his boxers they found a cucumber taped to the side of his leg. hahahahhahaa. i guess he wanted to impress the ladies and appear to be "Bigger" than he really is
 
ha ha what a tool.

my best friend jamie is a pretty big pimp. i read some of the txt msgs he gets and they're crazy. and girls are always offering him sex and telling him he can "put it anywhere he wants."
 
my boyy paul had a pretty good week in April. pulled off a 3 way then a 4 way in the same week, 5 different girls.
 
no way... my records .5, and thats cause she was a transvestite hooker bleeding out her ass. Boy i sure scored.
 
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