Nalgene Bottles

twinskeez

twinskeez

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You can make them pretty pimp. Mine is black with a black top and I have a sick LINE sticker and an I SKI sticker. My favorite part is the homemade handle. It's because I mostly use it for coffee. Then I use a carribeaner so I can clip it to my backpack and shit.

 
Yeah! i love nalgene's i have two of them. they are so sick. they NEVER break. the durability is amazing... i enjoy throwing them forcefully onto the garage floor and watching it bounce back up to me--undamaged.

~*Michelle

'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'

roundtop riders '05
 
mine had a sticker .

igot it when i got my flu shot.

it had a picture of a chicken with a band-aid on its arm.it said'im no chicken,i got a shot'.

i wanted to black-out 'a'.

but came off.

i was sad.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
Iheartsnow...they actually can break. Its not that hard. Fill it up with water and throw it really high in the air. Do it a couple times, it'll break after a couple times.

YOU LOVE IT
 
some time ago ,atlantaski threw his off a cliff or something.it had a huge dent going out of it .it was funny.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
I hate those things.

The opening is too big to drink from.

Just get a water bottle.

Shit.

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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
well the only people i know who like to lug around trendy nalgene bottles with cute stickers on them are females and very gay men.

the way to go is to paint a squirt gun black and when you get thirsy you act like your gonna kill yourself.

'You got like, two feet of air that time!'
 
so get one with a small opening...also they do break, we had a bet last year and my baseball player roomate tossed it pretty hard at a wall and it shattered, but i think they are guaranteed for life...

 
^^haha soo liberal

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
my nalgene is cheap plastic and says aquafina on it.

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R.I.P. FREEZE MAGAZINE 1996-2005

'i wanted to get a candleholder but the store did not have one. so I got a cake.' - mitch hedberg

THA ILLA 603

 
mine is highlighter green with a black top.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
the guy who invented the sipper insert for the wide mouth is a genious. They charge 3 bucks for this thing that fits in the opening so it drinks like a narrow mouth but cleans like a widemouth. My narrow ones get mold after a while, even if I only keep water and wash it every week. The widemouth is the way to go, I don't have the insert yet b/c I am so angry I didn't think of it.

 
^ yes,gotta give props to that playa!

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
I have a few of those bottles. I have a pimp pink one with a black top.

SMILE, its the second best thing you can do with ur mouth
 
i have a green regular nalgene, another green one that says PLU that i got at the school bookstore, and turquoise one with obermeyer and freeze stickers on it and a little green one. to the person who said the openings are too big, just go buy a pourer thing. they make em for nalgenes. or suck it up

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'you can keep having sex until you get an std, then you should probably stop.'-my drunk friend on sex advice
 
i dont like the new ones. the old ones are better.

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-melvs
 
Ya i like the old ones better. Apparently you can drop them off a 250 foot cliff onto rocks and it wont break. Now that...is strong!!!

-Matty

Kill his family and then at his funeral show him the videotape of you killing htem and then when he starts crying throw flour at him and shove poo in his nostrils. -Mikee talking about getting revenge on hackers
 
the coloured ones arent lexan or whatever they use. the old white ones are just plastic and are stronger but absorb more shit. they are trendy as fuck, but if you want to pay 10 bucks for a water bottle that youll never take on the trail, go ahead

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like a douche without a retrieval string, i was completely lost.
 
Nalgenes are the greatest water bottles ever, and if you can't drink out of the wide opening, that is funny, they are no wider than a normal cup. people who put a carabiner (especially a real climbing one) on their bottle and attach it to their backpacks walking around school are lame. I actually climb, and it is always hilarious to see bondars put out their bottle with a shiny new 'biner on it.

 
they are breakable, i threw a 20 pound metal plumbing pipe filled with dirt on it....it took off the mouth piece/neck part of the bottle



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^ why would u wanna break it? they are sooo cool. I have a blue one and a little purple one. I want a pink one for xmas that says REI on the side.

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I renamed my kitty shadow..she chases things on the floor and climbes cabnits. i think she's mentally ill

drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

 
A long time ago people at school used to make fun of me for carrying one around on my backpack. Now everyone carrys one at my school. Trendwhores.

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SSK
 
they may be trendy, but they are a place to put excess stickers, and you always have a water bottle with you that won't absorb taste or smell, and is very durable. also, if you want to have something in a waterproof container, then you can use a nalgene.

i don;t understand why people would bash such a good product. it also keep you from buying bottled water. what the fuck is the point of bottled water...it comes free from the tap!

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www.arcloathing.com
 
Because they are fucking almost impossible to break..at one point, I though they were unless you seriously slammed with with a huge hammer or took an axe to it. Brandon has a good plan with the freezing idea..but we also broke my friends by continually hitting it on the corner of a cement table. It slowly began to look like the dent was a bullet dent, in which the bullet bounced off..but it really weaked it..and my friend through it really hard at the ground and it finally broke. Yeah..good story.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
 
THE TRUE STORY BEHIND NALGENE

Nalgene is actually a company that originally made containers for chemistry and science labs... then crazy scientist hippies discovered that the larger containers made damn good and nearly indestructible bottles for their pilgrimages deep into the heart of mother nature. This spread to other hippies and nalgene began to sell their bottles at small outdoors stores and it kept spreading until it finally reached americas pop culture.. at which point nalgene started to design bottles in very homo erotic and bright colors to attract even more. Now you can go to any high school or college in the US and eaily spot theses lab containers in various colors... usually modded with high tech performance enhancing stickers... strapped to somebodies bag with a caribenere not designed to hold the weight of an anorexic mouse. Those with these tricked out lab containers definetly have a one-up on the rest of society and should be considered 'alpha people' I myself am an 'alpha person' because of this.

-:Carpe Poon:-

When worst comes to worst skiing comes first.
 
on wedsday some kid in my 4 period loaded his nalgina with gin ,vodka and some other shit.well it loked like water so he and this other kid boozed.it was hilarious.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
i dont fluant mine around like a little bitch.i use mine recreationally.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
I need to get a new one. Mine is kinda moldy... but its all good. And they are great bottels, and i have nothing against kids who use them for water. its smart. Healthy too.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
 
apple, just wash it. put soap and hot water in it, shake it up, leave it for a while, shake it again and use a cleaning brush. the mold smell will not stay and it will be clean!

hooray for alpha humans!

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www.arcloathing.com
 
overly priced, but good quality

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join slayer cult or be put in the oven like a digiorno pizza
 
i just put mine in the dishwasher.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
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