"Naked Man in San Francisco Subway Alternates Between Fighting People and Doing Gymnastics"

What I don't get is why nobody knocked him the fuck out. If he's going after and physically harassing women I expect some guy to step up and either restrain the crazy guy or drop him, I know I would.
 
you don't want to jump into situations like that, he could've been hiding a gun or a knife....
 
As somebody who used to get off at this station every other day...

...this is far from the weirdest shit that I've seen happen in a Bart station. Can't say I'm surprised.

A few years back, some dudes jumped on top of one of the trains at an Oakland station, wearing full cowboy gear, and were having a fist fight... and they were only wearing banana hammock thongs under their assless chaps.

Another time, at the Pittsburg bart station, some dudes brought a scanner or a printer or something into the lobby, threw it on the ground, and started beating the shit out of it with a baseball bat... basically re-creating the scene from Office space... while one dude just stood there with a boom box playing the song from the scene. They then just walked away like nothing happened and left that shit there in pieces.
 
Dude looked pretty strong.. and is good at gymnastics.. doesnt really mean anything but kinda makes him look more intimidating.. lets you know if you wanna runaway you probably wont be ableand then there the fact that if hes on drugs. He wont feel what ya do to him and is kinda stronger and faster
 
I understand that and he probably can kick my ass easily but if he was attacking and/or harassing a female I definitely would have stepped in. The thing is nowadays too many people see stuff like this happening and say someone else more qualified will deal with it but if everybody standing around or walking by stepped in he could have been restrained easily.
 
My guess is he was on PCP...

I hear he ran down the subway tunnel... as in... just took off into the abyss...

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Also, if I'm not mistaken, this is the same station where the elevator stopped working due to human feces... homeless were apparently turning it into a human manure collection site... the thing was actually clogged with poop...

 
I'm definitely going to have to remember to wear a full body condom if I ever stop off at 16th st. again. Dude's man junk was all over the place from his doing the splits.

I mean same goes for most public spots, but 16th is far and away the worst bart station.
 
That's less because of 'little saigon' and more because it's right next to the damn tenderloin... which is a pretty fucking weird part of the city.

I always see some of the weirdest shit in Balboa Park/Outer Mission though. Never a dull moment there.

 
Lol that guy is pretty big and probably knew how to fight. I sure wouldn't fuck with him. I don't think anybody would have tried to take him unarmed
 
Yeah, the only real shot someone might have had would have been run up, and suckerpunch him from behind. But first of all, he has that massive fro... and I'd be freaked out if he swung around and knocked me out with his meat hammer.
 
Bart is fucking weird. For some reason whenever i take which is not too often there is always a fight on it. Then again when i take it its at like 1 in the morning.
 
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