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free_x_skier720

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i hate it when people decide to start skiing and go straight to park. learn to ski before you go and make things look ugly in the park

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agreed three...and also if u get rid of the nebs then the next level skiers r the ones who suck in the park so we should get rid of them and so on until no one is left..Lets all just ski happily together

To all the Killaz and the $100 Dolla Billaz.....Midwestskier.com
 
I barely skied anything then i went to the park, if thats what you like doing then do it. It would be like if I made a thrend 'I hate n00bs that only ski pow' ski what you want.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
free_x_skier has a point: make all of the people who dont have perfect style take lessons on how to ski. Oh yeah, thats right, people who are 'n00bs' are already behind and need to catch up. And when you first go into the park it wont look great no matter how good of a skier you are.

Quote of the week:Yeah, thanks Jodi's mom, for the blowjob... I always give in when she busts out the Werther's Originals!

 
because you'll never get good at the park if you cant master the fundementals of skiing first. its kinda hard to carve off the lip of a jump when you dont know how to carve a turn.

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'life begins at point a and ends at point b. kick major ass!'

-Ted Nugent
 
randall, remember that we live in michigan

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would people laugh if i took snowblades to summer camp? - some snowblader
 
Makeing turns isnt hard you pick it up in a day and i dont think that anyone who can make turn is going to bust a corked 7

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
^ That may be the dumbest things I've ever heard.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
^id have to say the most Confusing thing.

'Today i took a bus back home from town and this guy comes to sit next to me and he was so on pills or whatever.. anyways he pulls up a bag of pills and asks me do i want to get wasted and im like 'no thanks'.. so he looks a bit mad and puts the bag away, next he pulls up a box of chocolate-chip cookies and asks: Do ya atleast wanna have a fucking cookie' ' -Pekkis

.:NSS
 
i carry that motion for hating haters.

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the best idea ever was the one that was diabolicly hatched today at lunch in the hall way of my school. It involved a boat and beer and selling that beer to 14 yearolds for like $3 a bottel, so that way from every 24 we got, we would get 12 and then never have to pay for our own beer again. and if the poilice tried to stop us, we were drive away in a boat (which doesnt have a licence plate) but, if there were on a baot, we were throw peanuts at them, cause its highly probable that one of them in alergic to then and he would go into anaphletic shock and we were get away. if that didnt work we were catapult cows at them and wait for the headlines 'police boat sunk by flying cows'. --Apple.
 
let them do what ever the hell they want, and if they start doing dumb shit like stopping on the knuckle of the jump or something, then you can yell at them.

Titanya: But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drink!

Duff Man: Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
 
hate is bad...go pray for forgiveness, and i will too.

jeepers creepers, whered u get the neat sneakers?

 
I think he meant that just because you know how to carve you're going to bust a fucking cork 7..

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
^..doesn't mean you're going to bust a ...

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
badgerbadgerbadgermushrooooooommushroooooom...

what is so wrong about someone being interested in the sport

nobody has ever been nasty the second they started hitting jumps

everyone has to start somewhere

so it makes no sense to say they should learn to ski well on slopes first

bc that doesnt mean they will be that much better in the park

let ppl learn and help them out

instead of making them feel guilty for making mistakes and trying new things

all the haters who do that garbage suck

help newbies out and share your wisdom...

thats my piece...

do with it what you wish

Holla!
 
i think we need more hate.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I now have this new found passion for cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

 
^ i swear after every one of your posts i hate you more... speaking of hate...

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would people laugh if i took snowblades to summer camp? - some snowblader
 
Ha, what's the point in a bitch if you have the whole Atlantic Ocean seperating you? And that is so not fair, I was the bitch last time, it's so much more fun when you're the bitch! Your barks are so much more realistic ;)

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