i was so helpful when i first joined. i used to make posts like:
"hi buddy, the thread you just made has actually been made a couple times before and you can find more information on this topic by using the searchbar. you can find it on the top right hand side of your screen. It's the little white box to the left of the the drop down menu that says "Forum." You can also use it to search news, pictures, videos, articles, reviews, and members. PM me if you need any help! Good luck with the searching!"
now i'm just like: "SEARCHBAR DUMBASS!!! DONT COME BACK UNTIL YOU KNOW HOW TO USE IT AND I HOPE YOU GET BANNED!!"