Mystic whips

SteezePatrol

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so a friend of mine was driving back from victoria, yes, that's right, away from victoria because victoria is so damn gay.

anyway, it was about midnight, he's probably goin 115-120 (km/h) and something just fucking blows by him going too fast to get a good glimps of.

he thought it was a car.

later on up the road there was a roadblock designated to stopping this mystic whip, and they got him

it was an all black viper with all it's lights turned off and the driver was wearing night vision goggles.

 
when i make my first 10 million, i'm going to invest in a fucking sweet car and run from the cops in it.....wearing night vision goggles.
 
musta ben or it woulda seeen by the chrome

but that is so sick im def gonna do that wehn i can afford to trash a car
 
there has been numerous stories of this sort.

And the reality is that Driving a car at high speeds with night vision goggles simply isnt possible
 
thats called ghost riding, or what used to be called ghost riding until some dumb ass black guy changed that term into meaning, im a dumbass.
 
but then your fucked when you drive past another car in the opposing lane with its headlights on. the scenario would be something like this:

viper: heheheh fucking copper cant get me

young girl driver: "has headlights on going down the highway"

viper: ahhhh shit my eyes my eyes i can see

"then swerves to the side and bam! smacks the guard rail and breaks through then tumbles over the birdge"

moral of the story- dont let the young girls flash you there headlights
 
anyone think what it would be like to have night vision goggles on when a car approaches from the other direction with big bright headlights. might cause some problems but what do i know
 
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