my wallet

CameIToeJam

CameIToeJam

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has anyone seen my fucking wallet?? i woke up this morning and it was gone...i have no fucking clue where it is...first time ive ever lost anything while drunk...fuck

-Craig

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
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haha,no,no,forgive me for this,but i had to say it.Your wallet is probably under ur friend's couch somewhere.Or in someone's pocket...

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'.I hope you have reached a high level of happiness now
 
you probably fell somewhere in a drunken stuper and it fell out of your pants now some bum is enjoying it

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
I want one of those wallets like in Pulp Fiction. One that says BAD MOTHER FUCKER

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-Brad, Representing the KPP
 
i lost mine, my friend spotted me on everything, the last day i re-wear the same pants, felt that beautiful lump on my ass, damn underwear gnomes

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it was me... i stole it

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i bet that prostitute you brought home last night took it.

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my wallet is duct tape

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yeah man, search your car all over and all your pants, its always in the pants.

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it's like loosing you baggie with weed.You'll always find it

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'.I hope you have reached a high level of happiness now
 
did you check the gym locker room?? fucks love to steal stuff from there. Especially $30 and my wallet. If I ever found out who stole my wallet, I'd drink some beer and give them the irish rage.

-Pat

 
^^ not true, i lost like a quarter of danks once and it has never surfaced... i think the cat ate it cuz it sure does love plastic baggies and green

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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
My wallet is thicker than George Castanza's, so I never lose it. Got drunk the other night and finally lost my sunglasses though, that sucked.

 
found it...i guess when i was drunk i put it inside my pillocase...i went to take a nap and i felt it inside it...what the fuck

-Craig

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
^^ i lost my sunglases when i passed out at mcdonalds because i was really high(never ben that high)and just fell and broke 2 teeth and my eyebrow was cut wiide open.And i didn't have insurance so i had to pay...

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'.I hope you have reached a high level of happiness now
 
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