My version of "Fuck the Police"

Nathn

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So my two friends and I were told to go to this party. We get there and go around back and everyone is freaking out yelling "cops!" so everyone dips and we figure it would be a good time to leave so we walk to the front towards the cars.as soon as we get there we get a light on us yelling "police get the fuck on the ground!"
we get down and he's like "turn around on your knees!" and I get like half way around and he fucking tackles me and shoves my arms up and cuffs mehe does the same to my two friends and asks "whose house is this?!" and we're like "we don't know we just got here"and he's like yeah right what happenedso i said we just showed up and like ten minutes later everyone ran so we decided to go back to the carhe has us lay there for like 15 minutes and he's just walking in circles shining his light on the ground at usand then eventually he's like "get up!" so we do and he's like "come on you're 17 you can get up faster than that!"
we get up and he brings us to the cop car and there is literally 12-15 cop cars sitting there and we're like damn!he starts telling us how it's a forclosed house and how we were getting charged with burgalry and shitand i ask him how we can get charged with burglary if we didnt go in and they go off in a huddle and talk a bitthey come back and search us and find a phone and a marker in my pocket and had us get in the cop car
they have us say our names and he types it in his computer and he is THE SLOWEST TYPER IN THIS GOD DAMN PLANET EARTH
and it takes like a half hour and we all come back clean so they tell us to get out of the car as in no record and we get out and he tells us to sit down and he goes back in the huddle for like another half hour and we are getting shredded by mosquitos and it was so badhe comes back and says to stand up and then for no reason he turns to the car and says "whoa what's this?" and he was acting all macho and we were like what?he says whose baggy is this?and we are like what are you talking aboutand he goes back to the huddle again
comes back 10 minutes later and questions us one by one saying "whose drugs are they?" and we all just ask what kind of drugs and that we have no ideaand he says we will all be charged if we dont come up with a name in 10 minuteshe shines the light back in there and i see the evidence bag with the baggy in it and it is the smallest fucking baggy i have ever seen in my life and there was a big ass bottle of calogne on the floor of the car and some crumpled up paper and shiti ask how that was there even though we got searched and this bitch wouldnt answer meso i was like "you searched us there is no way we could have gotten that in the car"and the cunt says nothing...he goes back to the huddle and comes back 15 minutes later and says to uncuff us so i finally get to scratch my fucking mosquito infested facehe asks us all our names and addresses (third time this has hapened) on a little yellow sheet of paper and when he's all done he writes "METH" super big on the bottom of it and like a punch in the nuts, says we were all being charged with posession of meth...we were all like "WHAT THE FUCK"he has us call our parents and i kept asking why we were calling our parents when we were under arrest for posession of methand he said i've used up all my questions and walked awayhe tells us to come over to a different car and we stand there and i'm asking a different cop why we had called our parents and he said "put 2 and 2 together"and i was like wtf does that meanand he's like think outside the box
and he's finally after like a half hour of us and our parents thinking we were being charged said "you're not getting charged with meth"and i was like "that officer just said we were" and he's like well you're notso we wait there for fucking ever and they are still giving us shit and they talk to our parents when they get there and of course none of them believe we were on methand they said we would have gotten charged with burgalry and trespassing if we were 18 and the whole time this is happening people who ran got to drive home no problem no questions asked even though we obeyed the law and didn't run
FUCK THE POLICE
oh and we passed a breathalizer and the cop didn't believe we really blew zerosi kept the blowie part he said to throw away haha
Sparknotes: show up to party, gets busted instantly obey cops and don't run, get meth planted on us and eventually end up innocent.
 
Also I'm pretty sure having three people in a cop car is illegal especially being charged with the same thing that there was only one of.
 
Aaaaand we weren't going to be drinking because we have to wake up for football at 7:00, in less than five hours.
 
hahaha, what the fuck. what a shithead. that whole story. Nothing better to do than try to fuck you over, that really sucks man.
 
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to the OP: you were smart in not running. I've been in your place and I fuckin ran...I was extremely drunk though and didn't remember the incident in the morning. Cop didn't get me though, I must be good at drunk running.
 
That's what I thought at the time. We were basically the only ones that didn't drink, and literally the only ones that didn't run yet we were the only ones cuffed. We were extremely cooperative and they were total dicks, like all 6 of the cops that dealt with us.
My friends dad is calling the dept. today because we were in cuffs for about 2 1/2 hours, were threatened to be charged with the same thing even though there was one mystery ass ghost baggy he spotted with his hawk eyes from the back of his head and all three thrown in the same cop car on the same charge which is illegal.
 
Noise complaints, illegal activities, etc. Why DON'T they in New Zealand?

It depends on where you live though...

Here in Breck they come and just tell us to be quiet and high-five us as they leave.... unless it's a HUGE out of control party.
 
The call was reasonable because it was a foreclosed house so they assumed it was a robbery.
 
ThAt happened me once and for future reference all you have to say is I refuse to speak to you without my lawyer or parents present, and they can't do shit
 
that's like saying no to an officer when he asks to search your car. Just because you say no doesn't add to probable cause. If he searches it anyways (without proper probable cause) will be thrown out in a court of law
 
Well yeah, in NZ there's noise complaints, illegal shit etc etc but the cops just know that they can't really do shit and we're not going to do leave.

Also, I guess in NZ binge drinking/under age drinking is so common that it's pretty much become socially acceptable and no one really cares.
 
this is why everybody fucking hates the police most of them are all douch bags and think just cuz they find a bag or something on the ground that there was coke weed meth etc. fuck the police. i would be so pisst of it that happened to me. what a dumbass.
 
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I was at a party and the cops came and they were super chill and didnt do shit and kids were talking to them drinking beers. Only thing they did was breathalyze people driving and they gave everyone a chance to stay and not have to get breathalyzed. It was tight.
 
I came home tonight after being stopped at a randomass police checkpoint.

Things in my car:

-Marijuana

-Bottle(s) of vodka

-Spilled vodka

-Drunk people

-One extra person laying across everyone in the backseat

The cop walked up to my car and said the car REEKED of alcohol. He looked magnificently pissed, and I thought he was about to make me get out of the car. HE LET ME GO.

I probably would have been in deep, deep shit too because I had a couple of shots (I would like to make it clear at this point that I was NOT DRUNK OR TIPSY) before my DD plan fell through miraculously on time as if by cue, and I probably would have blown something on the breathalyzer.

Kids, please, break ONE law and ONE LAW ONLY at a time. That is the only way you will stay safe. This means if you have weed in your car, do not drive high. If you drive high, do not have weed in your car. Do not roll stop signs. Do not speed. This was the first time I had ever done anything like this, and I almost got royally fucked for it. Although you'll do what you want in the end, I mean it when I say THINK FIRST. I could not have been more lucky than that. There are some very cool cops out there, but they are far and few between.

Thank you Mr. Angrycop for not stripping me of my future.
 
that is THE dumbest advice I think I have ever heard. RUN RUN RUN, fatass cops arent going to catch you and even if they do they wont charge you for evading. just laying there like a good kid (which is the right thing to do even though that doesnt matter) just gets you fucked like this kid.. run your hearts out
 
Bummer dude, you think thats bad, get ready for authority to be abused the rest of your life.
 
17 and your mom still controls where you go.. Sounds legit! Not haha, you sound like you're 12 for not 'being able to go cause my mom said I can't! Thanks mom, you're the best!'
 
Just found out that if we were 18 and charged with everything we'd have about a 21 month prison sentence and $5000 fine minimum.
 
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