My tummy hurts

mattster

mattster

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i think it may be comin out both ends soon guys... ill keep you posted

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-Matt

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stomach bugs suck, but sometimes you can amaze yourself with your own stink

Republican and proud of it.

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i want to ride in a kangaroos pouch -i_am_a_skier

 
theres some stuff that makes your stomach feel better, its like baking soda and somethin else, or just try pepto bismol

 
"... i mean my stomach, my gut, my poop factory" *nelson nods with approval*

man, i felt like that too earlier this week. get better soon.

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

wait wait, i have joke: you have mother, and she is very fat! ha ha ha!
 
or it could explode his liver^.....just a thought

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
drink 2 bottles of liquor and then come screamin

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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
well i ate some imodium last night and my god that stuff works amazingly... i was threating to shit my pants all night but the imodium kept the flow away. I hate the runs cause you cant really predict it... its like BAM ! POO IN YOUR SHOE, but anyways i had food poisning a few years ago and that almost happened, i was runnin to the bathroom and i whipped my pants down and jumped at the toilet, ass first, so i was flying though the air backwards and landed on the toilet. but its like coming onto a rail switch too fast and you kinda miss your landing... so i was sitting with my ass hole over the seat of the toilet and the flow wasnt stopping, so i had to get out the mop and bucket and then after slipping and falling into my own mix of feces and vomit i went back to sleep.

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-Matt

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^^sweet story, that ranks up there ALMOST with constipation and wisdom teeth

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haha i think i could have made the grade with some pictures...

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-Matt

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