My throat is dying!! hellp me pleasse!

BootySpunk.

BootySpunk.

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ok well i have had a sore throat for a bout a week now and it hurts like a mofo to swallow so yah anyone know a quick way to get rid of it or like any good throat losages

and plz no stupid comments about sucking dick or w/e

thanks!
 
suck dick...but swallow

haha no, make lots of tea with honey.....cough drops, ext.
 
there is stuff you can get that is in a spray bottle. You open your mouth really wide and spray that shit on your throat and it completely numbs it for like 2 hours. It works sooooo well if you are in agony over a sore throat.
 
Gargle salt water, no joke. I had a doctor tell me that once and i said fuck that ill just take cough drops. So i was on a ski trip and i didnt have any so i tried and it worked pretty well.
 
that does work. it works temporarily but like just do it every now and then.....warm salt water. as simple as pouring a warm cup of water and throwing a buncha salt in it and gargling...spit it out, repeat the process till the cup is empty.
 
wat the hell does FTW mean, i have been trying to guess is it for the win? and to make honey tea....just poor honey in your tea
 
go to the doctor you have strept. dont fuck around i waited too long and go tall complicated needed cuts and drainage of my glands and shit no fun
 
if you have any type of rash, go to the doctors. that means you have strep. if you go too early they might not catch it and then you are usually fucked cause you don't think you have it.

anyways get the throat spray, it is amazing. cough drops, salt water, tea are all your friends.
 
The spray is called chloraseptic (sp?) and works wonders. i remember some recent add about a chloraseptic lozenge or some new form of it.
 
word. cloraseptic I think it's called. so nice for a sore throat. also try ricola cough drops. they work for me because they last awhile after you finish them.
 
yah i wanted recoli but my dad didnt think i would like the flavors and halls only work for like 5sec and i got these other ones and they just taste good
 
it's true, the flavors aren't the greatest but I love it because they work after you're done with the mint. it's worth it.
 
fuck the salt water, i had the same problem and this cured it instantly.

get a mug of hot water.

add like a teaspoon or half a teaspoon of ground cayenne.

stir it up

gargle with it, swallowing tiny bits

do it for 2 minutes, in 20 minute intervals, for as long as u want.

it works.
 
buy packs of cepracols or strepsils, buy the extra-strength ones too. extra-strength ones come with added ingrediant that completely numbs your mouth/throat, you cant feel your tongue!

also drink a lot of tea with a lot of lemon. also try to squeeze or 2 lemons into a cup and just drink it straight and take shots of pure lemon throughout the day.
 
teaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

sooooooooooooooooooup

anything warm really. oh and i actually find that cranberry juice really helps too. every time i feel one coming i go out and get a big jug of it and it just seems to soothe the throat so nicely.
 
dude, same thing happened to me last week, (hurting like hell to swallow)

point of advice

doctor=i went and they tested me for strep and thats it

ice cream=eat lots

salt water=gargle gargle

time=best but most painful option.

 
yup thats what i do all the time. we usually only have sea salt which kinda sucks but it helps sooo much. if you get warm water its way better too
 
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