My teacher is hilarious

t-man152

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This kid in my video production class was rapping something along the lines of "I Rock-a-Chick...I rock-a-glock" as in Rockawear. and my Teacher who is a really cool layd back guy although he is in his 50s

he was like "what did you say Homie? you said you wanted to rock a dick, or rock my cock?. well im sorry but im not really into that. and anyways you would have to do alot of Rockin to bring your average up to a passing grade." he wnt on to give him dap and dissapeared. the kid stood there with his ego bruised.

then later this kid was teasing another one talking about his mom and throwing a bunch of Mama jokes and my teacher was like "yo lay off his mom... I layed off yours"

haha. hes been doing stuff like this all year. and I just realized that its close to the end and since im moving to California I may not ever see him again. hes a really coll guy. if any of you go to Manhattanville for video production try to look for Mr Ely and give him a smack in the back of the head saying its from Tim (I give him like a minimum of 10 a day)

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haha i had a tight teacher like that too. he went off on this kid saying he had a small dick and then after everyone was done laughing at him he said 'it was just a little joke'! and hel his fingers close together haha.

then there is this black kid that he calls his slave and the kid just laughs.

and when checks are talking in class he says 'does ward need to choke a bitch?!'

 
"yo lay off his mom... I layed off yours" WOW he got owned

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my physics teacher came to class with a hickey.

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Haha, in calculus, I was making fun of this kid's mom (not really, like as a joke) and the kid turns to the teacher and says

"Did you hear what he said about my mom?"

and my teacher says

"Oh, he's met you're mom too?"

It was priceless.

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My math teacher was hilarious, super smart but always talking about his girlfriend, beer, his friends, sometimes he drew circles during lessons and said "thats an aerial view of my girlfriend". Just always making jokes about people...

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You people with chill teachers are very lucky, you can actually relate to them. Most of the teachers in my school hate kids and they just rage at us.

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i have teachers that talk gangster to me and stuff. then one teacher put the days on the calender. that you talk like different accents and shit. so like september 19, thats talk like a pirate day, so he had shit up saying thats what it was, but the whole day he taught like a pirate. "ARRGRRHIGHT GHEY KIDDOS," then said something about biology

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my science teacher likes is a child fondler. His favorite animal is the ant-eater.

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a shop teacher at my school used to be a porn camera man. whenever he sees me taking shots with the camerafor the vido production class he comes and gives me cool tips. hes pretty chill too. in fact most of the teachers at my scholl are chill exept for this one fat bitch English teacher who was mad at me because her life is a fuckin mess and she would need to lose like 300 pounds to be considered "overweight"

what a bitch

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ya most of my teachers are pretty chill

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we have all different teachers at my school, one english teacher always talks about sex n thongs n girl n all that kinda stuff, n one day he told his class tat wen the girls get older their boobs will sag a lot

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me and my french teacher always diss each other up every day and we both laugh but it seriously gets to the point were i should be getting suspended for what im saying and she should lose her job....its all jokes though

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i go to a cathlic school and one of my teachers is a brother (like a priest) and he says shit and jackass and stuff a lot, and inbetween classes he smokes

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My old bio teacher still smokes pot and he got kicked out of my school and he came back to teach.

My old english teacher(girl) was a porn star in college. she was hot.

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

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lol my friends was telling me today about how his social studies teacher told them about when he went to woodstock in the 60's

 
i have a few cool teachers...my math teacher is real cool. one of the gym teachers are cool and the global teacher is alright. the tech teacher is really weird

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my civics teacher told this girl her cat was going to die and today my construction teacher was telling us about how he loves cubans

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we have this french teacher that is at ous chool that likes to insult people. it's pretty funny. i had study hall in his class and we'd play card the whole time. he would always cheat.

there is this group of kids in there that listened to crappy music and talked about stupid stuff. they' always put his radio on bad channels. i would block it out by hooking my ipod to the computer and turning it upon pink floyd or jimi hendrix. the teacher would say to the other group "turn your music down!" they answered "they (me and my friends) have their music up high too" and the teach replied "theirs is also better" he's let us watch dubski and some other vids in that class. he also plays hand tennis with the kids in his room. they like chuck a tennis ball at each other.

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yea dude my religion teacher is nuts... he calls this one girl spagetti(sp) head cuz he hair is curly and blond... and he calls this one indian kid with short hair pharo(sp) head... haha hes super cool tho

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haaha, i have a couple cool ones, nothing like that thought, just some subs...we were learning bout stock and this sup was like u know what, id fuck that guy, because hes full of shit, and his stocks are worth a rats ass...and shit like that, it was great

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my architecture teacher is the coolest ever. hes not even like a teacher, nor is it like a classroom. the guy is crazy, so strange, but very very cool. i wouldnt even know where to begin... he has said some of the craziest shit ive ever heard, anywhere

 
the other day i history:

teacher: did you know its 5 times more likely that a male will get hurt in the workplace than a female?

me: its pretty hard to get hurt in the kitchen...

teacher: come on now, that's inappropriate... kinda like having females in the workplace!

it was good.

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my modern history teacher was great. he has a record player and a huge collection of records in his classroom along with speakers set up. when i walk into class i can expect to hear Sabboth, Zeppelin, or Jimi Hendrix on that record player.

He has a funny/sarcastic personality also. he's great.

 
i ahve some wicked teachers too. this one guy, who doesnt even teach any of my classes, walked it to my english class, held up a pen with like a ball thing on the end right it front of me and said "heheh its a penis!" it was hilarious. he was talkin about whats in semen and one girl put up her hand and asked y it was salty... awkward

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