My teacher is fuckin awesome

quebski6

quebski6

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so we just started our 3rd tri-mester, and i'm sittin in class right now eating waffles and watchin videos on newschoolers... my new teacher fuckin rocks...

the waffles are dank by the way...
 
yesterday in global we were talking about all the peaks in out lives, some kid started saying something and my teacher took over from there for him, it was about him walking through the woods, coming across a playboy, looking and it and saying fuck this, these girls are all hairy. hes a 9th grade teacher.

then for english, we walked in one day and out reacher says ok, time for out midterm. everyone was like what the fuck, yu never told us about a mid term. so hes like i dont care everyone get out a piece of paper, who ever calls out an answer will get this coke bottle thrown at their face. ok first question: why cant a man living in Missouri be burried west of the mississippi? question 2, a rooster is on the peak of a house and lays an egg, which way does it roll? some kids like waitt roosters dont lay eggs. needless to say, he got a coke bottle square in his forehead. ok next question, how much dirt is in a hole thats 3 feet deep and 5 feet wide?

it was a bunch more questions like that and 4 more kids got bottles in their face

 
excellent midterm^.

haha and i had a teacher like that if someone was asleep in class he would throw a softball at them and if it was a guy he'd peg them but usualy he'd just hit their desk and scare the shit out of them cuz it was so loud and right there.
 
my psychology teacher makes us coffee and hot chocolate and all that sort of stuff and brings in biscuits from the staff room in winter, and cold stuff in summer.

its great having a class of 5 people.
 
my physics teacher last semester had a monkey, with two strechy tubes on it, an he'd fire it at people, and say, "its allll about physics, you see, so i was demonstrating physics, and you cant tell your parents, cuz, it IS all about physics.
 
my math teacher lets me smock crack rocks during class. Radical simplification has never been so gnarly
 
i had a good teacher who took attendance at the beginning, and allowed people to walk out whenever they wanted (he never said so, but out of hundreds of occasions he clearly did not care or talk for that matter). last week of school he told us he wasn't taking attendance
 
for my socials class last year, we watched a movie every class, for an hour an half. so for half the class we watch a movie and the other half we pretty much sit there and right a couple notes here and therre and throw shit around. on our tests he gave us more bonus questions then real questions. no joke. one bonus question was where were boston baked beans from. one kid from alberta said louisiana....no joke either.he was retiring at the end of the year and i was super pissed cause i wanted him again, so for the whole class, we walked to an A&W that was aout a 20 minute walk away and got ice cream. he bought our whole class ice cream from A&W. dopest teacher i ever had and i doubt il ever get an easier one
 
my english teacher is sexy and stright outta college

my ex-spanish teacher is like 24 and we are tight and its very cool
 
I think I beat all of you:

We just spend the last 3 days watching the movie "Borat!" in English class.

Apparently it satirizes American society just like "The Great Gatsby" and is therefore relevant enough for class. However, I think my English teacher regretted his decision when we reached the epic naked wrestling scene (it was his first time seeing it, one of us brought in the dvd.)

 
all these teachers are so cool until theres a state test in high school and you fail it, or until you get to college and you're not ready for it
 
my english teacher is pretty chill. i've had conversations with him about hip hop and what groups are good and stuff. one time he started reciting lines from immortal technique to a friend.
 
oh and we used to pretty much be able to leave whenever we wanted from school to get coffee as long as we brought the teacher a lattee back. bribery in private schools is excellent.
 
my religion teacher (i go to a private school) tells us how he used to smoke pot and sneak into rock concerts and went to woodstock so hes pretty old i saw him at Dave matthews concert while i was baked and i was like "MR WOOD YOU WANT ANY WEED I GOT TONS OF IT" all he did was laugh he turned it down tho i kinda wanted to smoke with him to
 
My chemistry teacher was asked to leave for medical reasons the year after we had him. It was obvious, the reasons were otherwise..

He had Visine in his office and came in with glazed eyes.Dilated pupils and was always smoking a pipe outside.. I wonder..

Anyway, the guy was chill,never graded anything, just told me he thought I did good work and desrved a A.

I heard that he was kicked out for selling weed.

 
I know what you're talking about, the one with the really annoying monkey-call thing.
 
My biology teacher is way tight he skates and he's way good some people say he's better than some of the sponsered kids that skate at my school and he has some sick tats
 
lol^

i had this sub one time she was so chill she let us do whatever we want .. it was in computer literacy so i was on NS of course :)
 
i wanna get a picture but im afraid that i'll look like a faggot pulling out my camera phone when she leans over :P

i dont even know what the hell it is, it looks like some weird chinese writing shit.
 
Back in high school, I had the coolest teacher. It was at a different school in the district through an intra-district program, so I had no idea what to expect. Needless to say, the last 2 years of highschool were sweet (well, it was the only class i took at a high school, but it was still sweet).

It was for architecture, and the teacher (an architect) ran it more like a studio, and far less than a typical class. He let people do what they want, provided they actually did good work. Of course he would help, considering he had the expertise. However, you could go to burger king across the street, so long as you got him something (sometimes he would have students go there for him). He always let people go to starbucks, because he always got free coffees from the students, but god help you if he didnt have coffee.

He would always have music on fucking loud, especially stuff like trance. He was all into it, sometimes fucking with the lights to resemble a rave-esque environment.

If you slacked off too much though, he would just reprise like non. This one kid who was a failure must have been called a "fucking idiot" by the teacher more times than I can count. Also, it wasn't uncommon to hear a random "fuck!" or the like as he was working on a design.

When I worked with him on an architecture comp, I did most of the design, rendering, model building, photoshop/presentation shit, while he created this narrative about the building that was purely about sex and shit, he even took my girlfriend's last name, changed it a tiny bit, and she became the main character (but it was about sex and shit). Of course this was after endless jokes that were all about sex and were super witty. Never got that from a teacher before.

He also let me go skiing all the time. Since I only took classes at the community college like 2 days per week, he would let me ski a bunch. He even took it to another level. He owns an art gallery, so he decided he would sponsor me, riding for his gallery. Crazy.

of course there was tons of other shit that went on too
 
normal high school, they basicly sit around during class and read the paper.. exept those 2 are fuckin hilarius and yeha, the toehr 3 are chodes
 
we have security guards in my school too, they're called safety staff. Theres one in every wing and a couple in the lunch room. they're supposed to prevent fights from starting and kids skipping, it works for the most part.
 
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