My soul is now for sale

[rachael575]

I just found out at my $400 car checkup I have to pay $900 bucks for a new clutch for my 2001 Subaru I just got this summer,..... bidding starts at $1400 cause the knock sensor is $100 bucks, good luck!

 

[JazzyJ]

so the virginity's already been taken?

 

[Norred]

I don't want your soul, but I'll replace your clutch for $450.

 

[garrett.]

go sell it for a donut

 

[Quinny]

I bid $1.15

 

[asac]

is your vagina included?

 

[garrett.]

^hahahaha

 

[garrett.]

oh, im pretty sure if u say"oohhhhh, ill sell my soul for a new clutch" the devil will apprear resembeling ned flanders and he will get u a new clutch for ur soul...thats the way to go

 

[Ghst]

Soul selling is clutch

 

[SATIN.]

I'll make you an offer you cannot refuse...

 

[garrett.]

^u did it wrong dumshit..its ~~satan~~

 

[Snowcase]

hahah

 

[SATIN.]

hahaha it makes it so much funnier! lol.. I mean uhhh, burn in hell dude.

 

[Quinny]

Satin...hahahaha!

 

[rachael575]

now we're talkin!

 

[SATIN.]

Well, I don't exactly deal in currency you know, so uhhhh, what else can you do for me my pretty...

 

[rachael575]

show me the money, and i might sing for u

 

[SATIN.]

I've got lots of souls you see so uhhh, I was wonderin if you could uhhh. fuck it. i'll get straight to the point - It's a little lonely down here in hell and I was looking for a some company. I'll fix your damn car but would you mind coming down here, spend some time with your ol' buddy Satan?

 

[Quinny]

Maybe she'll accept sand dollars.

 

[SATIN.]

Fuck, i gotta go for dinner, I'll be back at 6.

 

[rachael575]

well as long as ur jealous lover saddam doesnt try to kill me, maybe ill stop by

 

[shrEddie]

how do we know your even worth that much

 

[Ghst]

Satin ahahaa

 

[SATIN.]

Are you basing this on a fucking South Park movie? Stupid Mortal. Plus, Saddam isn't even down here, Jesus wouldn't let him through the front gates, fucker.

 

[STAUSS]

1.20!

 

[tBatt]

5 dolla

 

[ISkiSwitch]

Selling your body would get further on NS than your soul.

 

[seemeski]

hahahahaha satin

 

[SATIN.]

5 bucks! WTF, that's like 50 slaves! Fuck you! I thought I had it with 7.

 

[DrGonzo729]

why is the man named after the sliky soft material tempting her sexually?

 

[rachael575]

ahahaha...... silk feels good

 

[SATIN.]

exactly, that's why I only wear the finiest satin boxer shorts availible. Plus some other fucker stole my damn name and wasn't around to take advantage of buying little rachel's soul.

 

[DrGonzo729]

i think selling your vagina might be a little more lucrative

 

[Jessbuff]

Why would anyone want your soul? Like what good could that possibly do anyone? Except Satan I guess, haha.

 

[DrGonzo729]

hey i never realized i got that poster of my icon till just now, neat

 

[rachael575]

hmmm well, if i started selling my vagina my parents would disown me..... i figured my soul would be a bit more discrete

 

[DrGonzo729]

LOL

 

[Jessbuff]

but you can sell your vagina over and over again, you can only sell your soul once!

 

[rachael575]

ah now that is a good point! vagina starting at 2 cents!

 

[Ruski]

$1.31, hah, beat that, i need a back up soul

 

[Von]

2 dollers

 

[rachael575]

maybe if i combine the money from my soul and vagina.... i can pay off the car!! wow i'm a genius!!

 

[Jessbuff]

2 cents? that's a steal! It's not like you look like a hat full of assholes either...

 

[rachael575]

does that mean u'll py 3 cents?

 

[public_enemy720]

my friend bought a kids soul on ebay

 

[Jessbuff]

don't get greedy now...

 

[iridefattwins]

how about u give me 10$?

 

[Forum*]

What else would you do for money?

 

[Von]

*coughcough*

i already said 2 dollers

 

[wskibum176]

if your good looking, maybe. we need pics to decide

 

[CooksCorner]

i was gonna buy it but then i was like, wait, no, UGLY!