My small dick hurts

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Flo_Rida_2016

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Just so no one makes fun of me for being asian and having a small dick, ima lay it out right now: my dick might be below average, but ive banged a black chick before so quit drinking the hateroade.

Ok, so today on my tramp i was learning rodeo 7s or dspin 7s or flat 7s or some sort of inverted 7. And after a while i was getting tired and couldnt get it around so i landed on my side at 630. and on one weird one, like my left leg hit like the left side of the area that leads down to my penis. It felt fine at first but like 5 mins later, it started to hurt. Now it absolutely kills. Like its like a vein or some sort of tube hurts around an inch above where my leg meets my groin/sack area and it extends all the way down to the tip of my cock. Should i be worried? It hurts so bad and is only getting worse. It hurts to pee and walk up and down stairs. im not peeing blood so thats good.
 
I was gonna suggest letting the doctor see it, but then I realized that would be pretty difficult.

Seriously though, go see a doctor. Or, do a self amputation, but I wouldn't recommend that.

 
I couldn't help but laugh at the name

And yes, banging the black chick might've been the problem.
 
Now that I'm done doing that... shit actually sounds kinda serious haha, I'd go to the ER now. It's your dick dude, don't fuck around even if it is small. Hahaha... letting all of NS know you have a small dick was so unnecessary to the story, which is what makes it so epic.
 
i am perplexed, why is banging a black chick better than banging a white chick. there was also reason at all to point out your penis size, i don't know where that would even come into play.
 
so in reference to ur dick size i gotta say....

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but yeah see a doc
 
the same thing kinda happened to me while i was surfing this summer, i guess i pinched my weiner somehow ducking under a wave, it hurt really badly, so i got out of the water, drove home and drank some iced tea, then i was fine. it was just excruciatingly painful for like a half hour, hopefully it'll subside soon for ya
 
wait so the black chick relates to what?
my theory: african american males have large male sex organs and female african americans are drawn to the larger genitals of the men of their ethnic group making it so that a man from asia with steriotypically small genitals would have a harder time seducing the african american female because she digs big cocks?????
 
Ooo that sounds bad. You know what I'd try if i were you...

Start Drinkning.

Keep Drinking until you have cleansed yourself of said ailment. Or until you decide to do invert 7s again.

I know, I know don't thank me; it's really the best advice anyone can give you.
 
so you wanna see pics of jumisters smaller than average penis?

and btw ill bet that this thread will have at least 5 pages
 
my coach allways tells me that jerking off helps when your dick hurts. He says that it's the dick's way of telling you it wants some jerking!
 
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