My Ski Story

Schmitz

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Lawnmowers and Powder days

My feet started to ache from my boots. Sweat collected on my thigh under my Stevens Pass trail map. The drone of a lawnmower was puttering away, competing with the upbeat music of “Ski Movie II High Society�. As the skiers were soaring off cliffs in the movie, I made the decision sitting on my couch to jump off the infamous Tye Rock. I dreamt of being on Tye Mill chairlift with my buddies to receive another strong dose of adrenaline.

With Alex and Miles by my side we slowly swayed in the corroded black lift. The taste of a chocolate peanut butter Cliff Bar was still lingering in my mouth. I could tell that it had snowed a good two feet last night, when the skiers' bodies looked as if they were amputated at the chest down on each turn. Above me were soupy clouds that had created a windless white heaven. Alex and Miles were fidgeting in their seats. As soon as I was directly above Tye Rock I said, “I’m going to do it� with a tone of indifference, although my insides were bursting with excitement. They looked at me, dumbfounded. Alex said, “Are you crazy?� Without pausing to take in the comment, I repeated my words. My eyes were locked between my skis at the ominous cliff below, not bothering to look at the upcoming unloading station.

The black chair nudged me off the seat pushing me towards the run as though it was urging me on. I could feel my whole body pulsating rhythmically with blood. I methodically strapped my poles on and clicked into my new LBF skis. I ripped off my last piece of beef jerky. Every turn down the blanketed slope was equivalent one violent chew of the jerky. Alex and Miles traversed down below me. Alex murmured, “You don’t have to do this,� but I was committed to the bone. Without any notice, I pointed ‘em down hill. The grade increased, and I could see a bottomless sparkling white abyss below. When the tips of my skis had air under them I felt the sensation of pure freedom. All of my troubles had lifted away. As time stood still, I slowly sank back into the deep, forgiving fluff. It felt as if there were no interface between the air and snow.

As the volume of my senses was turned up, I heard people on the chair lift cheering. I let out a loud hoot. Alex pushed toward me gasping, “That was awesome� I just smiled and sealed the moment into a memory. That day will forever be embedded into my brain. It will be played over and over in my head like the threatening drivers education videos you’re forced to see. But as the ski season ends and the growling of lawnmowers starts, you will find me one the couch fully equipped for winter. With ski movies blaring; my mind racing through unforgettable powder days, first cliff drops, and the anticipation for a life time full of more ski memories.

-Eric Schmitz

Don't take it for granted
 
i actually read the whole thing without even thinking about stopping, very sick man

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You can tell its good writing when you can imagine exactly what you are talking about... good job.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

-Theory-3 Breath and Stop-

 
post a pic of the cliff

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'You're from Ontario, and you're an idiot, meaning that your opinion can pretty much automatically be dismissed worthless. Yes, I can back that up, I used to live there. Moving to BC really opened up my eyes to what skiing is really about. HINT: Skiing isn't about tiny verticals, shit talking, and private clubs galore. Get the fuck out of Glen Eden and Craigleith or Caledon, and get real.'-what jib this thinks of me

 
very good writing, i thought i was gona read the first paragraph and X it, but i kept goin without thinking, Good job

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SteezeGave Me Lower Back Pain.

Momentum Session 4
 
sounds awesome and so well written..i pictured that i was there too man..nice job

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'Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everyday I'm out there.'

-Pep Fujas-

 
write a sequel

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the next day

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Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
i guess while we're on english assignments, this is one i wrote about 2 years ago. i was experimenting with punctuation (like that one poet who arranges the lines in his poems to mean something), and wanted to see how pauses affected the cadence of the piece.

That annoying buzzing thing with red numbers goes off, and, just as soon as it makes any noise at all, is slapped by a snake with fingers. Funny, you’d expect at… what… 6:30 in the morning? Yeah, well, you think that you’d be a little slower. Probably the air. Something about an adjusting period, but you’ve never really noticed any real change with your breathing.

The sun’s just starting to peek through the slats and onto your gear. You go to the bathroom and splash some water on your face. Look to: mirror. You look: horrible. But you have more than enough time, now. Just as well. More time to think. More time to compose. More time to choose routes that you won’t kill yourself on. Literally. You go: through the routine.

Socks, the ones you bought last season. Those go on your feet. Almost as thin as paper, well, they look that way, but man are they: toasty. Then the rest. First layer, second layer. Sweatshirt and beanie can wait for later. An hour and thirty minutes later. But your third layer goes in your pack. “Why didn’t you put it in there last night?� you suddenly ask yourself. Just as well. Better to make sure that you have everything.

But you’re forgetting something. It’s important. It’s right in front of you. But somehow, somewhere in the haze, it’s eluding you. You slap yourself. Pants. Better put em on, you moron. They make the same crackle that they did a month earlier, and two weeks before that, and a month and a half before that…

This is: freedom. Libertas, the Romans would say. You don’t think the Romans saw much snow, though…

Keep with the routine. Check your pack.

Probe.

Weekend people always ask why you have a tent pole on your pack. You say to smack people with. But your “tent pole� is the only thing that stands between you and being: buried alive. Lungs: filled with ice. Body temperature: falling. Brain: shutting down, in five… four… three… two… one…

Nope, you decide. Your tent pole may be embarrassing to people who don’t know any better. But you know that it’s the most important tool you have.

This is: survival. The name of the game. And it can be a dangerous one at that.

You check the rest.

Shovel.

Beacon: your second most valuable tool.

Food. Drinks. You don’t need need them. But it’s nice to know that there’s something to quell your stomach. This isn’t necessity as in: survival. This is necessity as in: freedom. You know, libertas.

Cameron and Brian are probably waking up right about now. No cooking here. Hell no. Pure takeout in this place. Except cereal.

Bales is up. And he’s walking. He looks in the mirror and comes to the same conclusion that you did only fifteen minutes before. He looks: horrible. You pour a couple bowls for him and yourself. Somewhere between a grunt and a stark realization of reality you hear him say.

“ThÄ?nksâ€?.

The Australian accent shining though this morning. After this he goes back home. To do some surfing. As well as some more hucking. Last week here until he gets back next November.

“The sled set up on the truck?�

“Yah. Got to it last night.�

“Who’s being towed this time?�

“You.�

Two guys to a sled, one gets towed up. For two miles.

(We’re ghetto like that.)

Great. But that means that you get the first line down.

This is: sacrifice.

Not really, but you try to think in those terms. Brian should be up soon. So, soon it’ll be the last great week of the year. Probably the last time you’re gonna subject your feet to the plastic buckets of hell and snap them onto your sticks and commit near suicide every time.

This is: freedom.

And it’s: all yours.

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'yeah line stuff blows, i got a pair of the new pollards and once i took the wrapper off they spontaneously combusted' - schlonginator
 
both are fuckin dope. The one above ^ reminds me of my writing style

311 is the Fuckin Shit Mutha Fucka
 
thats some dam good writing. unfortunately, tye rock is shit unless theres at least two feet, cuz the landing is a weird ass angle. but sick story. u shud strate backflip off the tip of it, where its the biggest and the laning is the flattest ahah.

windells holiday sesh, dec 26-Jan 2

'i ski powder only, not park'
 
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