My school is retarted.

TURTLEMAN1

TURTLEMAN1

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My friends and I got in trouble for eating "stolen" cupcakes in the bathroom. We got 1/2 day of iss (in school suspension) and calls home. So I was just wondering what is the stupidest thing your school has done.
 
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha your school must really suck ass if it can't even teach its students how to spell a simple word like "retarded."

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My teacher told us that we could all have a cheat card for an in class essay we were writing for our midterm. our criteria was this:
-1 standard size index card-front and back if desired-anything you want to help
so what did i do? i printed like 20 out and gave them to my friends. she threw us out and i got 2 days ISS. we all got to re-take a different essay though, and luckily, it was much easier
 
I made a pizza shapped like a dick going into a vagina, complete with details done in topping.. Best food i've ever tasted, and it looked awesomely awesome.. what do I get?

3 day suspension, an F and a talk with a psychiatrist.
 
soo, me and this other person were in the hallway i barley know this person, just their name, and there was a specail needs girl. and this other kid walking down the hall towards the special needs girl and he slapped her ass and ran away and i look behind me and its the principle and she see's and she drags me, the other persona nd the kid who slapped the ass to he office and is yellling at us saying we are all "gouing to be treated the same and get the same punishment." but i fuckign didint do anyhting, we all got the same punishment, 3 days of suspention. and we tlaked to the special needs girl's crying parents.. and it suckeddd.. thast the stupidest thing ever i get suspended ffor being on the scence of this "sexual harässment"
 
My friend got suspended 3 days for bringing in a balloon because some people are allergic to latex.
 
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suspended for three days cause i called the vice prinicple a bitch. not even to her face. some kid actually went and told her.
 
i got a detention because i opened a bottle of vitamin water that I BROUGHT FROM HOME, put it back in my purse because i wasn't finished with it, teacher in the lunchroom saw me do it, told me to throw it out and i didnt.
so yeah, detention for taking my own drink out of the lunch room. how lame
 
My brother told me i couldnt throw a rock over the bus. So i picked one up and tried to throw it over, he hit my arm and i smashed a bus window. I couldnt ride the bus for the rest of the school year (3 months) and i was only in 4th grade.
 
my highschool has got to be the winner of the most retarded.we have been on NATIONAL news a total of three times in the past two years. and local news a handfull of times.long story short..-1 of our assistant principals committed several sexual assaults on students in return for better grades. this happened years ago but just was discovered last year.-our principal believes the was we dance is provocative and has made every effort possible into making us not grind. i swear this guy thinks dancing should be the macarena and the hokey pokey. in efforts to stop grinding they have turned on the lights, we just wore sunglasses.. they kick people out, you just walk right back in..but yeah our dirty dancing has made the news several times.
 
My school has made the news 12 times in 3 years, and we're some little town i the middle of nowhere minnesota.
-suicide-suicide-racist threats in the bathroom (with the names of every black kid at our school written up there)-streaking x2-drinking at prom-drunk dude drowning in the river right next to our school-racist threats the next year-kid who went in to a coma from a car accident-friend's brother hit by car-a mass bomb threat on all the doors (we got a day off for it,)-latest and greatest, someone drove their car off the bridge over the same river.
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Glad I'm done with all that public school nonsense. In 5th grade my mom sent me to school with a knife for show and tell and all I got was a stern talking to. But, then in high school I got ISS for hitting my friend in the head with a bottle. Talk about priorities.
 
This reminds me of something pretty funny. We had this special day (l can't remember what it was...). So we started to blow some balloons and a teacher came in and told us no to do so. He told us that people get scared of balloons. Then we went on youtube and typed balloon-phobia and this video came up, it's pretty funny.

 
i pantsed a kid, then got punched in the face and punched him back in the mouth and made him bleed and I we both got a day's suspension....

you're school is "retarted"
 
you are school is retarded? lolwutermelons?

Yeah, I also lipped off to the principal because of it and keyed his car..so that didn't help.
 
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