My school is on fire

PurpleSkier

PurpleSkier

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yo i am so fuckin stoked, i had a band concert, and afterwards, we had a reception with food and shit, and then fire came out of the boiler room next to the cafeteria, and everyone was in a panic, and by the time it was evacuated it had spread down the foyer, the fucker is burning to the ground!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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happened to my highschool...one year after I left to go to university.

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yeah but if u think about it, it sucks. its not like they'll just cancel school for you. either you'll be packed into a small, smelly, hot room, or else you'll be in classes for the summer. Sucks to be you.

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I'll believe that when I see it.

We had a teacher strike here and dude it was terrible, only lasted about a week or 2, but then the kids had to learn all the stuff they were suposed to... major homework and shit. Plus the final exams were all the same as before, even if they hadnt learned about it yet.

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thats awesome. they just got done building a ton of new stuff at my scool I would love to watch it burn down

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And besides, even though you may have some extra days of school, you now have the privelage of actually telling people your school burnt down! Someone else already said it, but i used to dream about that happening!

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our broiler room caught on fire in grade school...it sucked though, we only missed half a day and i got detention for doing something dumb while we were waiting out on the field.

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we had a teachers strike here like 6 years ago that lasted like 3 weeks and each family that had more than 2 kids in the school got 500buck in the mail,and they were even expanding the school at the start of the year and we started 3 week after so we ssed a month a half of school

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teachers r gunna go on strike soon wre in pahse 2 orsometihgn liek that soon its gunna b phase 3 and boom yeeha toobad im in a cast damn ...

 
That sounds like one of the greatest things ever. One time some freon from the air conditioner at our school. I guess it got in the water and the vents and stuff. It smelled like shit. They evacuated the school because they werent sure what it was. It was awesome.

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i was on my way to school one day this year, and when i got there they sent us home cause it ended up somebody was in the air vents the night before and they were checking for bombs

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some skool district went on strike near me, and they got a small winter break and no spring or mid winter break i think

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someone didn't want to take a test at my school so they threw a firebomb into a closet but it just burned the closet from that room.

 
teacher strikes suck. THis summer our teachers were on strike for three weeks and as a result we get no midwinter or spring break. It is sooo gay. One week off of school is so nice and i dont get it.

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
wow thats sick, i wish that would happen here

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
 
im sure everyone around ottawa remembers the year we had ice storm and teachers strike in the same year... luckily i was in like grade 5 or 6 so i didn't actually have to worry about missing work.

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i know a kid who burned his school down one night. that was funny shit.

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everyone there was stoked. they got a brand new highschool instead of the 40 year old piece of shit they had before.

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it would be sweet if it happened on the last week of school

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i wish my school burnt down. or peopl that make bomb threats would actully have a bomb and blow up the staff while we are outside. oh yes.....excellant.

 
me and my lab group nearly set our chemistry room on fire. my group is made up of 2 other juniors and another soph. well lets just say, my group is really lazy and we are the smartest ones in the class, but we like fucking shit up. so in our experiment we had to burn asprin,for 1 MIN., but we kinda let it stay in the fire longer than that, and all of a sudden the test tube became a giant bal of fire and we were all freeking out!! we were scared to put it in the sink with water cause then the glass would explode, so like we through it in the sink with our teacher yelling at us, then our whole class had to go outside cause our classroom was full of smoke and chonks of black shit in the air. for the rest of the day our lungs hurt and we couldn't stop caughing, IT SUCKED!! BUT IUT WAS FUNNY AS HELLL!!!!

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haha, last week my school got flooded

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