My school being a bitch about hair length

say this: "i believe the school board is being a group of bigoted assholes who know exactly how much bullshit they are spewing, and i am simply asking that you climb out of my ass until i do something worth punishment."

worked for me.
 
My school doesn't let us grow our hair out long. not a big deal, but the school decides to treat us like we're fucking 10 or something, kinda pissing me off right now like I'm prob going to get suspended cause I left school when I had no obligations or anything to do
 
tell them that they can't make you cut your hair because then your boyfriend won't be able to hold onto your goldy locks while he's plugging your O-ring late at night in your car bed while listening to justin bieber and talking to other car beds. works every time.
 
sometimes high school is all about sucking it up and just doing what you're told. you can't smoke doobies with all your buds if you're stuck in detention all the time for something stupid like your hair. get over it, suck it up, and cut your hair. fuck, you might even find a job or girlfriend.
 
theres this guy at my local hill.. he basicly makes a sombrero of his hair... vegan and shit. may try to find pics
 
Didn't read anything but trust me read my advice.

If you go to a private school, cut your hair. They can really make you do anything they want. And unless you play by their rules, you're going to create hardships for yourself. I went to a school that did this exact same thing to me and my friends, and you know what we did, we left because private school is for retard douches who feel like paying money for an education that pretty much any other school in America provides. Oh wait, private school has prestige. Haha, get the fuck outta private school if that's where your at, no joke, why would the school waste time in the first place to meet with you over your hair. God damn, if this actually happened, GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE. Anyplace that cares about your hair already has too many rules. I would love to know your schools policy on smoking pot. I'm guessing their psychotic over it.

If you're in public school, I'm sure you can fight it by saying they break your constitutional rights or whatever.

But seriously, listen to me. I had a miserable time at private school and was always getting in trouble. Private school is for people who have their heads so far up their asses, they can't see the light of day. A school that enforces rules over hair, yet lets the hockey team do whatever they want, is a school run by psychotic retards. Do you want to go to a school thats run by retards, I don't think so, get the fuck outta there.

I left private school, went to public school and it was so much better. And don't believe any of the shit the school feeds you because thats them just trying to get you to pay the next tuition school. Private school is one big bullshit schemed to get a bunch of yuppies to fork over the money. Thats all private school has every been. GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE before you regrete wasting your high school years in a place that goes anal over hair haha. Just my advice.

I went to private school, it sucked ass to many rules and regulations. Went to public school and graduated, got into a great college and now I own a company in the freesking industry. Private school/public school, who gives a shit. All that "ciriculum" you learn in school is a load of shit. Once you get to real life, you realize this. Why would you pay to learn a load of shit when you could go to public school and learn the exact same shit anyways FOR FREE. Don't ever let the school tell you otherwise. Its a scam.
 
Oh and one more thought.

HS as I already said is a joke. You have the rest of your life to be serious. One day your gonna have to support yourself, pay your bills, and put up with all the shit people in the real world have to put up with everyday.

If I could go back, I would fuck around so much more and enjoy the years that I had complete lack of responsibility. Listen to that advice. Skip school, get laid, get drunk, and enjoy the years where you have very little responsibility. College is similar but school work doubles so enjoy your freetime while you can!!
 
tell them that regardless of whether is a lifestyle of skiing or not them giving you detentions for your hair is against your human rights for freedom of expression. They shouldn't oppress your rights and they may call you defiant because I was for fighting with some of my principals in not doing what they tell me. I personally think there's no such thing as defiance in a school other than them saying don't strip down naked or wearing revealing clothes. Some rules schools make or try and enforce are just principals trying to enforce a rule that they believe may help an image of their job. Sometimes you just have to take a stand and not let them push it too far.
 
Good point, don't let your asshole administration push you around and tell you what to do with your hair. If they care that much, as I said, get the fuck outta there. Schools can be like Totalitarian states. The principle I had at private school got high off of making kids lifes miserable with rules. I bet your principles life sucks to the point that the only way he feels important is by feeling powerful by tellin you whats right and wrong. As I said, get the FUCK outta there
 
Just cut the filthiest joe dirt mullet they've ever seen and they'll be begging you for your hair back. Wear like wolf shirts and American flag shit everywhere. I understand you're Canadian but his will almost certainly add to the confusion. Seriously though that's crap, show pictures of long haired hockey players all hockey players have flow. Feel ha though high school soccer coach did the same thing to us we weren't happy.
 
Not gonna lie, I wouldn´t want to go to your school that´s for sure.

Show them a pic of Thall or something, whilst smoking weed of course.
 
That sucks, they have no right to tell you what you can and can't do with your hair. Grow it down to your knees bro.
 
I AGREE WITH YOU COMPLETELY.... Schools kiss way to much as to team sports, they do not care about any other sports outside of football....hockey.......baseball........soccer.....lacrosse..... maybe schools should look in to be being more well rounded, instead of trying to mold every kid into to the same fucking thing.
 
this. when i was 14 i wanted real long hair too...now when i see pictures i see that i looked like a huge douche...its fitting because im a huge douche and all but still
 
one does not simply tell ar6rider that you yourself is a douche. that would kinda be hypocritical in some weird way.
 
they tried to make me cut my hair once at a school i went till in junior high.

I didn't I'd pull it down over my eyes just to piss them off. I paved the way to free the hair for all to come after me.

See problems in society need a leader to get any real change.

If you just sit back and conform you'll simply be like the rest of society and nothing will change. that right there is what they count on. You need to rise up above it and realize what you're doing is more than just about you but something for everyone, everywhere. the piece you play is in a much bigger role than you've ever expected. You need to rise to the occasion and refuse to ever back down, stand up for rights. Hair now, hair forever, hair now, hair forever. Equal rights are not special rights. We will be treated with dignity and respect. We demand a change in the system and we demand that change happen now. To all of you fighting the good fight out there, remember that this is not simply about you.You are paving the way so that all the little boys down the road can grow their hair as long as they want without the impeding hand of those in charge. They might think that their rule with the iron hair clippers will be sustainable forever, but in our hearts we know our time has come and their time is gone. Today we will rise up and fight the power. In school around the world, they will read about us in history. we will be forever immortalized for our bravery on this day, at this time when so many so desperately needed us.

Good luck, and god speed
 
This is a good idea, but he should probably say that Tanner's his idol and he needs long hair to BURN DOWN BABYLON AND BE RASTA MON.
 
I can say whatever the fuck I want. In case you forgot (which you tend to do often), it's just the internet, broguy! Don't take it so seriously.
 
A kid at my school had his hair dyed blue and then had pacman shaved into it.

He was told to take time off school and get it shaved out.

 
they were trying to fuck over the ski team (of which i was captain) for hazing when the football, lacrosse and wrestling teams do the same things and a lot worse.
 
Beyond epic.

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long hair is a bitch to wash/dry. get a short haircut and you might not ever go back, short hair takes < 5min to dry in the summer
 
Just run into the office being super dramatic saying that you lost something very important to you and then when they ask you what you lost, pinch your balls and your shaft between your legs (mangina) then yell out MANGINA! and they will be sooo lost of words that they wont even remember that your hair is too long because all they will be thinking about the next time they see you is how you have a mangina hahaha
 
You should definatly cut your hair brah. Im sure you look like a fucking idiot anyways your just to ignorant to realize it. Long ass hair isnt really that cool anyways. Suck it up cut your hair if your going to private school you basiclly just pay your way into a great college. Which is fucking awsome. There are people who beat the system but a good college is essential in todays market for finding a job. I transfered 2 times just to move up into a good college that is going to offer me a solid job. Your lucky you can afford private school dawg. Suck it up and deal with it
 
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In all seriousness. Cut your hair you dirty fuckin hippy.

Kidding.

As a swimmer I (kinda) understand the bleached mohawk thing, As a team about 2 weeks before our Sectional Meet (decides wether or not you go to state, or your season is over) We bleach our heads, some kids will do some crazier shit, like mohawks, tiger stripes etc. Then a day or 2 before sectionals, we do the full swimming shave (yea thats right, I shave my body for a sport and no I dont give a fuck. im prolly hairier then 90% of you just 3 weeks after shaving, fuck yea being polish).

Thats where I lose my understanding. The point of doing this is because we are gonna shave/buzz our heads anyway might as well have fun with it. so as a team we mark ourselves and it gets you really pumped up for the event, but now other sports at my old highschool are starting to copy the tradition (aka guys gymnastics, some wrestlers too) its like....fuck off dude.... theres no reason for you to do that.
 
Hahaha gloating? Over what? A half-assed insult that holds no truth? I think you've been drinking too much of that whipped cream vodka, kiddo.
 
being right about you from the beginning and watching you come out of your e-shell the last few weeks in a half ass effort to make friends with random dudes across the country and watching you confirm everything I thought.

2 examples from that one post alone-

-fake laughing as a defense mechanism

-saying Im mad but ending your post in anger
 
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