My roommate walked in...

BAHAHAHAHAAH at first when i read that i thought like dominatrix like scary gothic type porn haha..but actually screaming. gotcha
 
Hahah yeah same thing but the one that walked in on me (I'm in a triple), everyone hates. So I switch to NS all the while my computer is moaning and screaming in ecstasy when he's in the room. "Uh, sorry Jeff it's really not porn. It's a umm... comedy video..."
 
my old roomie and his fuckbuddy walked in once. but my bed is lofted and my comp is under neath and when the door is open its hard to see me. i covered up with my shirt and over like 5 mins i slowly put my shit away.
 
my roomate was being a faggot for 3 days straight so i used his shirt as a cum rag... haha kid got pwn3ed
 
i was going out to the bars with my friend, and she wanted a hoodie to put on over her t-shirt, but we were already in her car, so to keep her from going all the way back inside to get something, i said, "just use one of the hoodies in your backseat, they've been there FOREVER"...so she reached back and grabbed one and was like "yeah i totally forgot i had this hoodie"

she put it on and there was some white substance down the front of it, and she was like, "ugh whats this, licked her finger and tried to rub it off"..

then she paused, got a really bad look on her face and remembered that she had used that hoodie to white cum off her belly the last time she had a one night stand in her car!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
my friend found a telescope under his roomates bed, also his blinds are bent back in one corner, and he's directly across from the girls dorm, oh and there was an apple pie sitting on his desk
 
that sucks. not as bad as walking in on your 14 year old brother with his hand up his girlfriends shirt. yeah 14. what a freaking horn dog
 
I walked in on my roommate once and it was so casual:

"Ohhh shit Sam - ya caught me... how bout you go find something to do for 10 more minutes, k?"
 
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how about eatin out your girlfriend, your dad walking in and then later on when we're eating dinner my dad hands me the plate of food and then goes "Oh, you're probably not hungry anymore" and puts it on the table. That was humiliating.
 
did you post that in the "embarassing things said to your parents" thread. cause you should.

oh and i thought id add this to the post
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