My Roomate

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gmack24

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So yea I'm in college, everything has been going well the past week with my roomate... however, last night im sleeping and it's like 1:30am... I wake up and the kid is looking in the mirror and grabbing inocuous items off his dresser...I'm like ok, whatever maybe he needed something and I went back to sleep. At around 2:20am I wake back up and he's kneeling in his bed, subconscienciously screaming these indecipherable noises.... Im like WHAT THE FUCK, I stare at the kid... and he looks dead in my eyes, even though he's asleep and then he stops the noises and lays down and goes under his covers. Like 1 hour later I'm laying there making ready to fuck him up if he gets out of his bed again and comes after me or something...then he makes this like devil noise... like "grrrrahhhh"

I nearly shit myself and finally just said fuck it and passed out. I researched these pills he had on his dresser today and they are anti-depressents.

Im totally freaked the fuck out.

 
"ready to fuck him up if he gets out of his bed again "

hahahhaha thats awesome

but sounds kinda really scary

Yea. I said it.

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haah that would be so messed up, did u tell him about it, or ask him if he's done it b4

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wow psyco, i would sleep in the fucking hall.

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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
Just because he worshipps the great lord of darkness and lost torn souls still doesn't mean you have the right to fuck him up.

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mine plays some weird game on the internet all the time and watches star trek....and never leaves the room

this sucks

-Jeff
 
I had a jap roomate in school that spoke zero english, he would talk in his sleep, it sounded like crouching tiger but what do I know, anyways he got all fucked up one night so I painted his toe nails and delayed his alarm so he was late for class (didn't have time to look at toenails) he was so pissed

.................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.
 
dude i talk in my sleep all the time... once i woke my friend up and was like GET UPPPPPP and then he was like wut? and i was like ohh nvm and just dropped down back to sleep. kinda weird

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ahh id be so freaked out.. is there anyway you can go to another dorm?

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mine never leaves the room either. she sits on her computer and watches tv as soon as classes are over. she hardly goes out w/ any of her friends on-campus, but she'll stop everything at an opportunity to go out w/ her friends and other people from home. i think it's because they spoil her. i could go on and on...

**'If you can't make fun of yourself, who can you make fun of?' -Mike Douglas**
 
My first roommate was crazy too. I researched pills that he had and they were anti-psychotic pills. His hobo trash girlfriend who didn't even go to school moved in and then I chewed his ass out so bad. Needless to say, it didn't work out between us.

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its like tha tmovie thats coming out, the excocism of emily rose. whack.

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thats some crazy shit

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hahaha of coarse not

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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
looks like your gunna have soem fun on your hands....cuz the pills make him crazy and he's even crazier and suicidal without the pills

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ahahah when my sister was a sophomore in college, sophomores at the time got last choice on housing, and there was a normal dorm shortage, so she ended up having to live in the Malcolm X Shabazz house, which consisted of like 20 black kids and her. She said it was an experience, and there was a big black guy who never stopped blasting rap

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dont listen to this kid. i bet the thinks fat people have feelings

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Sounds like night terrors or sleep walking. Is he normal when he's conscious?

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thats crazy!!! he needs exorcism. i would probably run away if i heard that

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yo i feel like an idiot, turns out he has really bad allegies... that would explain the "grrrrahhhh"

hahahha ,im still weary the he has anti depressant drugs tho

 
THe next thing you know he's going to wake you up and tell you that he's jesus,

Just watch!

 
take him to that exorcism movie and see if it helps. that's pretty creepy though.

possessed roommates and hermit roommates suck ass.

-Strode

 
my walks like a hunchback too...i asked my ca if it was possible to switch rooms or somthing, but i don't think it's happening which sucks

i seriously can't stand this kid, just looking at him makes me angry

-Jeff
 
^you can totally switch roommates. my first roommate freshman year was a total hermit who listened to MY stereo and ate all MY food out of MY mini fridge, but got extremely butthurt when i burned a fucking cd on his computer ("it's MY computer, not OUR computer" was one of the phrases on the typed note he left taped to his monitor because he was too much of a pussy actually say anything). someone else i knew had an open room spot about a month after i moved into the dorms, so i snatched it up. very wise and recommended decision

-Strode

 
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