My room mate isn't great

hahahaha i am rooming with 4 people this fall, one that i know. hopefully i dont get 3 other shitty people cause that would be some terrible luck
 
i think if you room in groups it works better, the lame one gets ganged up on and stays in his own room. sucks when its one on one. there is no norm. i'm too wild and he's too conservative. a third person would make a huge difference, unless he was lame. then i'd be angry and they'd be dead.
 
im sorry, but fuck that when it is 2 in the morning and I have a test in art history at 10 in the morning, and I have a D+ in the class. is it really that important to get laid?
 
you shouldn't be asleep, you should be studying. obviously a good nights sleep didn't help you out with that amazing D+. if you were my room mate i would've cam on your pillow to keep you up and studying, in the lobby.
 
I think that no matter who you stay with in a room for a long period of time, you're going to get on each other's nerves no matter what. Might as well work together and try to get shit figurd ou diplomatically.

 
hahaha, yea. i lived with 4 other guys this last year, and everyone was awesome, cept that one deuschebag. he was like this scrwany lil dorky kid, super bi polar. one minute hed be ok, then hed get all pissed off and flip at people. but since he was so scrawny, it was mostly just funny. the one time we left to go party, and he wanted to come (hour car ride), and we never invited him. so hes like, so when are we leavin!? what kinda booze we buying? we eventually just told him he couldnt come. anyway, our bud called later on, the kid had invited people over to eat all our food, for payback. cooool kid. lots of other deuschebag stories bout him
 
the funniest thing is that we had this course in health class about how to get along with your roomate in college. Theyre like try to meet your roomate halfway and be friends. Find bonding time to be together and learn more about each other. It was soo gay. I just hope my roomate isnt gay.
 
because my roomate is the same way. except he is leaving on tuesday. both of my roomates i have had left before second semester. it is nice.
 
My roommate sucked so much, he had OCD and was severely depressed, but he didn't show it that much. He acted like a dick all the time and was horribly messy. He took at least 6 showers a day, didn't sleep in his bed, slept on the couch. Never ever ever cleaned up after himself or anything. He would sleep alll day and then stay up all night, turn on the TV at 4 in the morning, chomp the SHIT out of food, I dunno if he ever closed his mouth once. He would always bring ugly ass chicks back to the room and try and bang them while I'm trying to sleep. He did this during exam week. I talked to him but it didn't matter. He stole my shit and then lied about it, he was basically just a fucking jackass. Thankfully he got kicked out of the dorms after this semester, he had been written up like 6 times and had 5 MIPs so they kicked him out. The list goes on and on but I can't think of anything else right now.
 
i live in an apartment style dorm here on campus where you can choose to cook food in the kitchen or eat at the cafe.

there are four of us here, i cook food and another kid does as well, but he goes home every weekend to montreal, but he at least makes an effort to be clean. the other two kids are so fucking messy its unbelievable, they don't cook their own food, but when they do they leave all the pots and pans dirty, which are my pots and pans. they don't feel that they should have to take the trash out or the recycling because they don't cook food in the kitchen. they still contribute to the trash and recycling though. there are two bathrooms in this place at either end of the apartment, so the kid next door to me shares the bathroom and the two dirty kids share the bathroom. so i went to take a shit and i noticed the roll had run out so i looked under the sink because i knew i had four left, but they were all gone. so i went to the other kids bathroom and sure enough there was one of my rolls there with the exact pattern. so i took my roll back and put an empty one back on. then later that day when the kid wakes up and needs the toilet paper, i can hear him walk over to my bathroom to get toilet paper, but its not there because i put an empty one back on to confuse him but i have the full roll in my room. so if you are going to steal toilet paper from me atleast make sure you use the same brand and pattern as me you fucking morons.

then when my friends are over and they crash here over night, the kid took a picture of my friends sleeping in the tv room and put it on his facebook titled "sunday morning" like what the fuck, first of all, you creeper taking pictures of kids while they are sleeping and second don't try to pass them off like they are your friends you fucking loser.

then he takes a picture of the recycling bin overflowing and puts it on his facebook predicting how long we can go before emptying it, well first of all you aren't going to be the one to empty it so maybe you should keep your trap shut.

the kid buys raw oysters and eats them for fuck sakes. who does that??!! he may enjoy the finer things in life, but you're a fucking college student. god daaamn.

then the other dirty kid when he plays smash bros with my friend and he loses constantly because my friend is asian he becomes a sore loser and starts saying that he could beat him if he didn't press the right R button which makes you throw. then when im trying to sleep and he is playing goldeneye with one of his friends he makes these weird fucking noises that i can hear when the game gets "intense". He has bags and bags of garbage in the dining room and he is too lazy to throw it out, even though our apartment is the closest to the trash chute in the building, fucking moron.

i havn't said anything yet because i have to see these people all the time, but its getting fucking ridiculous. i want to switch out or live off campus on my own.
 
my roommate fuckin has his gf over everynight for the last 3 months theyve stayed somewhere else or seperate ike 3 nights all the other times theyre in our room, do they ask if i have a problem? of course not. i like my roomie alot hes fuckin awesome but hes a douche when hes with her and shes not the same anymore either ( we hung out before they started dating) its soo annoying they sit in the room and fuckin giggle and whisper and its sooo annoying. me and him used to stay up till like 2 everynight just bsin playin video games and shit but now she gets tired and they go to bed at 10. i dunno wut i should do about it i deff dont wanna get a new roomie. ive told her but they still do it. o and she wakes me up every mornign when she leaves at 630 to go back to her room to get ready. any advice?
 
this is hilarious because my friend has a roommate who is exactly like that and plays tennis too! coincidence? I think not.
 
Your roomate sux, but he isnt the worst. I greatful that my roomate rarely leaves his room. He is a genius when it comes time to do computer work, so it balances out.

 
your right its not. my brother used to love skiing as much as i do and then he got into tennis and he has taken a turn for the worse. he's started to worry about how he looks more than my mom and im starting to get worried about him.
 
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