My rectal itch

dude i'm in the exact same boat. it happens to me every once in awhile, since i also have myself a hairy ass. i'm actually going through another one right now, weird huh? anyway, i've got a tube of gold bond itch lotion that works like a charm. just get yourself a bottle, squirt yourself a dab on your fingertips, and lather up. no need to thank me.
 
sweet man, i'll give'r a whirl. the things that really sucks is it's either really itchy, or sore..... like a rash. maybe thats from too much scratching, or everytime i'm constipated and take a huge shit, it tears me a new one and the acid that gets expelled from my anus burns the newly opened flesh wound. i just need to stop shitting all together.
 
do not shave your asshairs!

hahhaha funny story that was. but yea baby powder is supposed to stop that shit. it wont help your rainforest but it should stop the itching
 
you have to snip around the hole, a similar itch has happend to me, i snipped the hairs and keep them snipped and im fine
 
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you need to get rid of these critters, you might think they are your friends but really they are not.

you just need to wipe better man
 
Damn man, I had the same thing, but noo bloody logs thank god. Itchy ass that wakes you up at night? Ahhh it sucks ass.

Theres this stuff called like Desetin i think, i used that a few times and now im good as gold. No more itchy ass, life is good.
 
my ass is STILL ITCHY!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! it's not like it's the rim or anything, to scratch it, i gotta dig my fingers up inside my ass and really dig at it.. i hate this! helllpppppppp
 
Holy shit. I can't believe this was a real thread. And too the scooting around on your ass idea, oh man i lost big there.
 
i got to be honest dude, i have the same problem. it only comes around in winter so i think its just like dry winter irratated anus. stop scratching it.
 
whenever my butt itches i'm scared shitless its worms, but thats probably what it is
 
you check out your asshole in the mirror, thats REALLY fucked, ive got a hairy ahole but i wipe it pretty well
 
don't shave iti read a thread from another website that was posted on aggressivemall where the guy shaved his asshair and it made it smell terribly, sweat uncontrollably, and felt terrible cuz his buttcheeks rolled over each otheri'll try to deliver
 
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