My rectal itch

Anathema

Anathema

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ok check it, so i have a naturally hairy ass right? i don't know if it's because of gene's or side affects of snorting medicinal drugs, but... the point is, my ass is hairy. and i don't just mean my outer rim, but my anus is just infested with long curly black hairs. so when i wipe my ass sometimes, i it pulls out the hair and kinda hurts, but that's besides the point. my ass has been itching for weeks now, and i don't know how to make it stop. it's really irritating, and the only way to scratch it is to dig my fingers way up in there, and swirl em around, so basically, i gotta finger my a-hole. it's gotten so bad, to the point where i regularly poop bloody logs.

can anybody help me make the itchiness stop? should i lube up my cornhole with vasoline? or shave my asshairs? any input would be greatly appreciated.

sincerely,

[/i][/b][/u]-Harvιε

keep it real,

payce
 
get yourself a sturdy woman to lick it everyday.

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Kitting is so progressional.
 
ok, where can i purchase such an item? should i go to my doctor and plead my case? or walk over to the drug store and ask them for something that will cure my itchy irritated anus...

[/i][/b][/u]-Harvιε

keep it real,

payce
 
Oviestly Preperation H will do the trick, and fix your rectal inchingness

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wow it takes a lot to gross me out, but you my friend are fucking revolting.

jackson sucks. tell your friends.

15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so
 
hahaha i bet you have worms

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
 
hahaha i got the same problem! Although i dont shit bloody logs shit and long ass hair dont go together, its annoying, o and also i'd never post that on the internet, but its actually funny so...

Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
 
worms? as in, the proventricular worm?

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[/i][/b][/u]-Harvιε

keep it real,

payce
 
no no no

i mean worms as in.....

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ass worms

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
 
oh well, picture worms pouriong out of an asshole. hehe. worms make your ass itch though. is it worse at night?

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
 
actually yes. when i'm trying to sleep, it gets really irritating.

[/i][/b][/u]-Harvιε

keep it real,

payce
 
....Yum....

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It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
 
no don't kill yourself, don't even go to the doctor, just go to a local drug store or pharmacy thing and get some worm medicine. you don't have to have a prescription. sometimes they hide it so you HAVE to ask them where it is. and wash your sheets and stuff. trust me i've been around many people with worms.

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
 
alright. thank you very much for your input. i am a little embarrased about my condition, but i will take your word for it. i guess i wont have to kill myself after all.

oh, by the way, is worms a common thing these days to see in teenagers?

[/i][/b][/u]-Harvιε

keep it real,

payce
 
more so in little kids, but yeah teenagers get worms frequently too

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
 
hmm...I'm still kinda hinting towards the sturdy woman idea.....

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Kitting is so progressional.
 
schweizerski, are you a chick? if so, how would you like to eat my ass?

[/i][/b][/u]-Harvιε

keep it real,

payce
 
eww i didnt even know you could have worms in ur asshole, but I know that you can kill them by putting duct tape on the holes they make cuz they'll try to breathe out and get stuck on the tape. Its gonna be like shaving your legs with wax but 10 times more painful cuz its your ass.

Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
 
yeah i'm a chick. now normally i would be down for licking a guys asshole, but with the curresnt beliefs that you may have worms, i'm going to pass

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
 
shucks. what if i shaved my ass, cleaned it, and got rid of my worms? then would you toss my salad?

[/i][/b][/u]-Harvιε

keep it real,

payce
 
hahahah. i'm starting to grose myself out now. it's cool. i wouldn't want you to lick my anus anyways. that would be one narsty feeling.

[/i][/b][/u]-Harvιε

keep it real,

payce
 
you are finally grossing yourself out lol. yeah i don't think that would feel very good

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its only for redbull sponsercersord riders...tanners got one but hes not sponsosnored by them so its either your sponsizored by redbull or your in the game you dig?-Flying Spoon
 
I propose a game, a challenge if you will, to see if it's remotely possible to create a thread more disturbing than this one.

'The true measure of a man is how he treats another who can do absolutely nothing for him.'
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Wait, I take that back. Please dont.

'The true measure of a man is how he treats another who can do absolutely nothing for him.'
-Samuel Johnson

'I refuse to tip-toe through life just to arrive safely at the door of death'- Unknown
 
Please remind me to never shake your hand.

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man, im sooo glad you took that back... i don't know if there is anything worse than worms pooring out your butt... schweitzerski, thank you for subconsciously not being able to post the pic...

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ski for the fun of it, not for them.

 
Did you eat something rank...that usually gives people worms

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this is so awful but so amazing all at the same time

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Ewwwww, Asshole contitions make me sick.

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haha i think we should try to make a thread more disgusting then this one...i really dont think its possible...and if someone can do it then they get like a day dedicated to them or something

 
ewwwww, I know this kid. Justin, you're one narsty dude. And you need to get that condition taken care of...

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
wow. I'm surprised how few people have heard of worms. It happens usualy to little kids when all they eat is sugar and nothing else. Or other non nutricious food.

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my grandma used to scare me by saying if i only ate candy i would get worms...*shudder*

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yeah worms suck just go to the pharmacy and make them give you the medicine it works in like 5 days and then maybe shave ur ass and wash everything in your house

SKATEBOARDING
 
my ass ispretty hairy too and i sometimes have the same problem..i realized that usually when my ass itches i didnt wipe well enough...so look in the mirror or someting and see if u have some nugs up there..that could be ur problem
 
Whatever you do don't shave it, remember that thread a while back about someone who did? Search it if you haven't read it. Yah, don't shave it man.
 
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