My rant about how i love america

Panda_with_Guns

Panda_with_Guns

Active member
How y'all doin there folks? My name is Aberdeen Washington and I'm a proud American and a terrorist fighter that's right. hey gimme another beer bitch! now when the day Bin Laden comes to town ima drop a duece wipe it up with his towel. mow my lawn, sit on the couch,Ima watch some football. I pray to the lord the Cowboys win and beat the hell outta them damn redskins. call up the boys, get drunk as shit. god damn right Im an American. thats right, Im American. got a picture of Regan above my fire next to the deer I shot with my rifle. NRA hell yeah I support 'em. No pro choice, No abortion. Mexicans, send em back over the boarder ride on home to Samoa, or wherever they come from, takin' our jobs, eatin our hamburgers, takin our jobs. they takin our jobs. I see them in the field , I'm takin their head off. I hate my job and I hate my boss but I love my country and I pray to god that the cowboys win. fuck yeah Romo! and the Cowboys win. thats right thats right thats right. c'mon everybody, just clap your hands. if you love our country, if you love our land, thats right. and if you're not clapping your hands, you're a terrorist and you eat sand ...sandwiches. the day Bin Laden comes to town Imma drop a deuce wipe my poop with his towel. mow my lawn, sit on the couch,Ima watch some football. I pray to the lord the Cowboys win and beat the hell outta them damn redskins. call up the boys, get drunk as shit. god damn right I'm American. I'm Ameri-fuckin-can. And john McCain and Sarah Palin I know you lost out there, it was a tough one.but you're still 2 mavericks in my book, don't worry about it, and listen Palin I heard you like beer. me too i dont have a 6 pack, but i got a beer bong in my pants. what do ya say we go get shit faced in a helicopter and kill a moose

America

the chosen

Guns

Explosions

McDonalds

Bowling

you don't like it

we exploit you

pop a pill

get a boner!

hell yeah

Tony Romo

man that guy is so damn cute I wanna sack his boner and ride him broke back all the way to Wyoming no homo...sike!!

hey I said no homo! fuck terrorists! I mean like, i don't wanna fuck terrorists

guys I'm kidding!

I like Romo

I dont "like" Romo

I said fuck terrorists

not I wanna fuck a terrorist

you would

if you woulda caught bin laden

you wouldn't give him one in the butt?

for America?

If you said "no homo" right after you did it?

It doesn't count if it's terrorists

hey little Aberdeen

come in here

yeah?

hey come sing the national family anthem

come on

USA

USA

USA

USA

USA

USA

USA

hey hey

USA

USA

USA

USA

USA

USA

USA

hey hey

thats right

Im an American citizen

Aberdeen Washington

this is my country

and just because Barrack Obama

won the presidential election

does not mean that half the country

doesn't feel the same way I do

Man I came to America yeah

And i live in America c'mon

And I live in America

I do too dad

lemme get em

And I live in America

dad And I live in America

shut up

little Aberdeen shut the fuck up

my bad

lemme tell em

thats right

I'm American
 
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