My plan

davidh

davidh

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I hate hummers, and the ignorant selfish people that drive them. Therefore, I have decided to piss them off. Here's my plan: I will print flyers that say something like this: 'I'm sure you are aware that our great nation is currently suffering from a minute oil surplus. I would like to thank you for your commitment of depleting this horrible resource as soon as possible. I'm sure that if you keep driving your Hummer, you will be rewarded with higher gas prices, as well as aomendment from George dubyuh himself.'

I will put these flyers under the windshield wipers of hummers. At the end of the flyer, it will read 'there's just one more thing...' and under the flyer there will be a sticker on the windshield that says FUCK YOU!

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
Just put a slice or two of bologna on the hood and doors. Less effort, more effects.

-ERS
 
kinda lame. just piss on the doorhandle. it might not get anything done but it'd be funny.

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maybe i'll do all three. I could piss on the bologna, and have a poster, and then it would be funny, and get the point across

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
my dad found some stickers from some environmental organization that say 'keep winter cool' and i planned on sticking those on hummers... but then i didnt.

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hummers just piss me off so much because nobody that owns one actually uses it for what it is designed to do. Then when they take them out on the streets, they are so fucking big that most of them cant handle it. Add in cellphones and a gps, plus the size of the fucker, you could run oover a civic and think it was a curb. (exageration)

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
I think that's a good plan.

I hate Hummers. They suck, and so do people who drive them.

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On a side note, when I was real drunk last night I pissed on my friends car, I think I did just because she specificaly told me not to.

But with the hummers you should just put a little dog poo on the inside of the door handles. That'd be hilarious.

patj
 
Or take the caulking (sp?) material that they use to seal showers and bathtubs and such, and walk around caulking they keyholes on the Hummer.

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war

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how many trucks are there as big as fuckin hummers? though i have to admit f350s are ginormous

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break those glass stink bombs in the radiator and by the wipers. then when they turn on the air it will smell like a load of ass.

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Yet another reason to love being in Japan, everyone drives small vehicles... Designed to be small on the outside, but have larger volume interiors, and they get crazy gas milage... Nice.

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fuck the hummers....look at all the single parents driving in fucking suvs...i mean seriosuly, you don't need a fucking escalade to drop your kids off at school

-Tom

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There was this altercation a few months ago when this assprick took his hummer fishing on private land. The prick driving was confronted by the landowner who had a herd of elk or deer or something, and the guy started bragging about how low his gas mileage is. He's like 'my hummer's so fuckin big it gets 9 miles to the gallon.' he was bragging about spending more money on a worthless car. Such stupid shit it's unbelievable.

I like the poo and piss and especially the usage of 'fuckwad'. I'll definatly incorporate that into the poster somewhere.

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
most people who drive hummers are ignorant fucks...i highly doubt they care about anythign that has to do with the environment.

'your friends hate you, plain and simple, your a loser man, but your in luck, wal mart has a half off sale for ropes going on, and for an extra dollar theyll tie the knouse for you' - Ds91260

 
no question, people who drive them are not environmentally saavy. but i did see one with an american flag paint job, so that guy liked america. i made flyers for people who parked like jerks, i had a spot to draw a picture of how they parked and stuff. those were fun

 
ahh hummers are cool but bad drivers should diee u should piss on the nice shiny wheels. my cats used to pee on my sisters wheels on her car...and they turned green...but then again it was cat pee and that shit is lethal

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OK FUCK OFF.see, you guys are being so fucking hypocritical... with teh G.W. comment earlier, i can tell that you are liberals and you all are for open minded ness, open to new things, all people get the same rights without being judged.....am i right? but then you go off and say that ALL people who drive hummers are assholes and ignorant fucks, when really you are far from the truth. you can't say all, or never, or always. those words shouldn't ever be used when talking about people. ANd not just hummers get shitty gas milage. A lot of cars do, and everyone that is complainging anout gas needs to shut i. The recent boom is nothing compared to what the rest of the world pays, and also if gas was to follow the rate of inflation that everything else followed, it would be over 3 dollars. Keep that in mind next time youf fill up assbag

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i did think it was odd when my grandpa was wearing a hat with a pink feather sticking out of it, and calling my friends bitches

I just throw my sisters dildos on the ground and pretend lik i am grinding them. She walked in once when i was in the middle of a 270 out, it was awkward.-NoTeefa

I agree. Especially Gay pride. There's gonna be a war over that one soon. Unfortunately, one of the armies will spend way too much time designing their military camo, and this will prove their downfall... -J.D._May

oh, thats dissapointing, i thought by the title that we were bashing france-skierdudeguy, in the 'stupid People' thread

god those are some hideous looking little varmits-Ice-is-scary about babies

 
what, do you have a hummer now?

last I heard, you had some kind of riced out explorer or something...

hahahaha

The thing about hummers is, they are made for serious off-roading, and that's all they're practical for. Anyone who has one for driving in the city really is a bit of an asshole, since they consume about three times as much gasoline as the rest of us, thus causing three times as many problems as everyone else. Not to mention the safety hazard they present to compact cars, and the double-parking that inevitably results from idiots driving them. They're not the only large, excessive SUV-type car that causes these problems... for instance, the ford excursion is a bit of a wastemobile as well, but they're certainly up there on the top of the heap.

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^haha, hummers present a safty risk to. If two civics collide at 40 they passengers may live, if a hummer and civic collide the hummer rides right over the fucking civic, killing the driver but the stupid fucking hummer driver gets to walk out of his car like nothing happened, without broken bones, scares, or scrapes. There was an accident just like this in the news the other day.

 
Skiinsted- you're right, it's not only Hummers that get shitty gas mileage. However, it's ONLY Hummers that serve NO practical purpose. Trucks that get poor mileage are usually being used to haul shit (ranching, industry, etc.) Hummers are just a big waste of space if you're not actually using it for what it's intended for. That's where the H2 especially sucks- it has no practical purpose.

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Make turns, not war

College is for the dumb smart people.

 
Well, excuse me for being concerned about the natural environment.

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Make turns, not war

College is for the dumb smart people.

 
They're all sluts, every last one of them. That comment should be taken very loosely, I was kidding, but honestly, as mentioned above, I don't see a practical purpose for Hummer's in my neighbourhood. Point one out, and I'll stand corrected.

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I absolutley agree tha they serve no real peurpose other than for people to flaunt there money, but not all owners are dicks. And yes the old hummers are for serious off roading, the new H2's are fucking for nothing. Those are the ones that get the shitty gas milage Granted the original isn't great, but it is still better than the H2. ALso the H2 is built on a yukon chassis, just with a different body. They are practically the same car and most have the same engine.

LOL and about my car, i drive 2, i have a 95 A6, and i do have an explorer, but far from riced out. In order to be riced out it has to have asian parts on it. Hence the term rice... if your gonna try and flame then do it righ dumbass

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It really, really did. Never say that again. In fact, don't say anything at all for little bit. Give us time to recover.-J.D._May

Is a French red alert like one step closer to surrendering?-rugbydave

i did think it was odd when my grandpa was wearing a hat with a pink feather sticking out of it, and calling my friends bitches

I just throw my sisters dildos on the ground and pretend lik i am grinding them. She walked in once when i was in the middle of a 270 out, it was awkward.-NoTeefa

I agree. Especially Gay pride. There's gonna be a war over that one soon. Unfortunately, one of the armies will spend way too much time designing their military camo, and this will prove their downfall... -J.D._May

oh, thats dissapointing, i thought by the title that we were bashing france-skierdudeguy, in the 'stupid People' thread

god those are some hideous looking little varmits-Ice-is-scary about babies

 
Skiinsted backs up his claim again. You'd think that people actually understand the terms 'riced out'. Kids these days.

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dude, SUV's are bad too, they also get really shitty gas milage (not quite as bad) and id say at MOST only like 5%of all SUVs are accutally used off road. i swear, if hybrids or hydragen cars arn't cheap when i get a car (i doubt they will)then im gunna have my car run on vegitable oil from macdonalds or burgerking. its free too

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...

 
smear some shit under his door handles, so when he goes to open his door, BOOM, smelly fingers.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
but what will it do????????

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you gotta have a poster on the car so people ill understand why you keyed their hummer or put gum in the keyhole. Just make sure they cant trace it to you

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make stickers that say 'fuck you h2'

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I understand that there are a bunch of other cars that get worse gas mileage, but a hummer is a suburban chasis with an extremely high profile body. that's all it is. it doesnt even hold as many passengers. It endangers the lives of us un super rich, regular car driving people. It's just too big. What are all these drivers trying to compensate for??? All these soccer mom's (and dads)are like 'i just want to protect my children'. A defensive driving course will pay for itself three times over per year with the gas saved from an suv. Aside from being hit by another vehicle, no suv is safer due to handling problems, and people's overconfidence in ABS/4x4.

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
yo my dad has a 03 Chevy Suburban 2500 and trust me we use it at our farm some ppl actually use these cars not the hummers for what theyre meant to be used for

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
 
suv get bad mileage but they have a purpose while hummers dont or they arent used that way

in my town, one of thje police notes was that someones care had been vandalized my a minor sticking brownies in the doorhandle...i just thought id share that while we were on that note

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I just thought I'd try to inspire someone else. It's not because hummers even get the worst gas mileage. It's that they are the poster child of wasteful, ugly cars to flaunt you're (lack of) manhood.

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'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces

-lateralis

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real men drive hybrids

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'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces

-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'

-Dubya.

'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'

Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'

Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
i think your a little too worried..people that drive hummers are gay unless they take em wheelin' more then 50% of the time

Hibachi King Drops 8/31/04
 
Well it's like this, if you have to pay $80, 000 for a hummV, to inflate your ego, You have to ask your self,

Was it a good blowjob?

 
haha. that's great.^

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'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces

-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'

-Dubya.

'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'

Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'

Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
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