My parents took away my zippo

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Sufferboy

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ok so earlier today my bath room smelled terrible because i have a litter box in there and shit and i was lighting incenses to get the smell out, i accidently burned a towel while doing this(i know retarded thing to do) and i stoped the fire b4 ne thing happened, next thing i kno my rents come in and are like are u a pot head where is ur bowl give us ur lighter(im edge so i started laughing when they asked me about pot) so so i give them my lighter and they search for a bowl and pot but dont find ne because im edge.

so now im kind of freaking out because i am addicted to burning shit and i need to know how to calm my rents down
 
tell them to drug test you. if you pass, you get your lighter back and they quit being bitches. if you fail, well idk let them decide an insane punishment since you'll pass it.
 
hah that's one of those ridiculous stories you can't make up.

Agreed. Offer to get drug tested like right away so there can't be any question about you flushing it out.

About burning stuff though. You should really do it outside your house.

 
Tell your parents to get real. Burning towels don't smell anything like reefers.

To get your lighter back, you should tell them that the ability to harness fire is one of the fundamental accomplishments of mankind that sets us aside from other organisms... it can be imperative to survival if you find yourself in a tight situation. Same thing goes for knives: if anybody ever questions you just be like "oh shit this is for everything between buttering bread to severing my leg in order to survive when a boulder pins me down and nobody is around to help."
 
i told them the drug test thing but they are like no u will find some way to cover it up

then i called them crack heads

now im grounded
 
if they are so convinced, maybe you should just give up, start smoking, so you and you parents are on the same level
 
dude your parents suck. a while ago my parents realized that i was going to do whatever i wanted and stopped caring so much.
 
Maybe they took it so they could smoke their own pot, and accused you of being a pot head to make it look like they're against the reefer
 
sounds like they took away your lighter cause you almost burned the house down...so you shouldnt get a lightter
 
Get a big plastic bag and put a bunch of shredded grass and oregano in it and toss it on their bed, then call your parents out on it
 
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12 for a small lighter? I'm probably misunderstanding something here, but that's alot. I've seen them for like 1.50 But I don't but them, I'm underage, so i have to resolve to stealing.
 
Whats so good about a zippo?

It's metal and it makes a click noise..

Sure windproof and shit but it's an expensive way to make fire, considering you don't even smoke.
 
Tell your parents to stfu and give it back. I don't know any one who smokes pot out of a bowl with a zippo it just taste terrible. Its amazing how parents will make shit up so they can power trip. I mean lighting the fire was stupid and you should loose the zippo for that, but then blindly accusing you of smoking weed. Put acid in there coffee only suitable revenge.
 
I have never tried, but I heard you cant smoke weed out of a bowl with a zippo because it is really bad for you. They could take the "You can light joints" route, but adding the other statement could help.
 
well your mom should know that you dont use zippos to light your bowl, its just common knowledge.
 
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