My parents took away my zippo

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semi-related and a good listen in the background while reading the worderous insights of 16 year old stoners.
 
basically this. if lighting incense is too hard for you to do without setting light to a towel, you shouldn't get a lighter. they should get you a book instead, for your almost nonexistent grasp of the english language astonishes me.
 
you can have it back on your 14th birthday but your mother and i don't feel that you are responsible enough to handle a big boy toy like this. you could do some serious damage and i don't think you would like the thought of losing all of your pokemon cards and stuffed animals in a fire
 
You almost burned your fucking house down and got your zippo taken away. That is not completely retarded in any way...
 
i can't believe that this guy didn't get absolutely ripped apart. he was obviously like a 13 year old with a poor grasp of the english language, who did something stupid, but he still got solid advice. maybe ns is getting meaner.
 
let them watch you pee in the cup so they know you didn't mess with it. Unless you have stagefright, which sucks. Out of curiosity what kind of zippo was it?
 
You almost started a fire in your fucking house. No way in hell I would give you your lighter back if I was your parents, straight edge or not. Lighters are simple, click, point. If you can't handle that then I don't even know what to say.
 
What's funniest about this thread, people don't seem to realize that op is older than most of the people posting in this thread since it's been bumped.

People calling op out for being 12, when he's older than some of them. I just find that amusing.
 
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