my parents suck

davidh

davidh

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well, i let my grades slip from A's to B's last quarter because i had so much skiing to do, so now my parents are making me get a tutor. Are B's really that bad?! Fuck i'm pissed off at them. The really annoying thing is that they wont call it a tutor. they're calling it a 'study coach'. My 'study coach' is chris klug's girlfriend, though. maybe she'll be hot. that'd be cool.

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
They are just doing what they think it's the better for you.Be grateful too.

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Proudly defending the right of being a Spaniard.Hell yeah!
 
dude, like, they need to loosen up, I go nutz when I make Cs

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...

and I'm all out of bubble gum
 
ya i hear ya my parents were always on my ass in high school but seriously man its for the better. there jus doing it cuz they care and want u to succeed.

 
my parents think low A's are bad..

wait till they find out i have C-'s..shiiit

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does your mom have a unibrow?

- nina to unibrow guy
 
oh boo hoo, your parents want the best for you! What a tragedy!

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
just look at it this way, would you rather have your parents concerned over you getting B's and get some help for you. or would you rather they were alcoholics who just sat around mooching off welfare and didnt give a shit about your school and future.

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth

You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth

everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI

dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

[ NWFT | ESE TAKEOVER ]
 
i killed my parents when i was 5

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i met larry david , AND I KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
i bet they paid for your best ribs in colorado tho. don't cry.

In another famous study, Heath/Tulane (1974), wild monkeys were brutally captured, then virtually suffocated in marijuana smoke over a period of 90 days.
 
I only have like one A, the rest are Bs, Cs, and two Ds, and my parents dont care

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'

acholcol makes me its bitch
 
who the fuck is chris klug

'There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.'

BlP, what?

Zeal Optics, Giro, S.O.S. gear representin'

$bling
 
oh no! your parents care about you. yeah but that does seem a little drastic

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My name is Sue. How do you do? Now you gunna die!
 
Wow, you let your grade fall from +A to -A.. You're pretty much fucked. Your best bet is pack up your shit and run away from your parents, so you'll never have to see them & get beated up by your sugar daddy for being naughty.

 
Ihave allA's b4 lunch, then after lunch it goes to C-, D... by that time i just want the fuck out of there.... i don't hate my parents... they're hard on my too sometimes but I know it's only cuz they love me... sure I bitch sometimes but who doesn't... appreciate your parents... most likely they've done a lot more for you than you realize....

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die
 
especially since mother's day is in 2 days....

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die
 
your parents are lucky to have such a bright, studious child. Many parents would kill for such productive offspring. I think your parents need a 'treatment'. Show them what a bad kid really is. Start failing and light up a crack pipe at the dinner table. Pay a pregnant, Native American prostitute to come over and tell your parents you've eloped and she's moving in. Then get hosed and mow down a few kids in a playground in the family car. Then clean your act up, your parents will be glad to have you back.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
^ haha. i agree.

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'...just stick your virgin musical penis into the musical vagina of the internet.' - joeengel
 
loafrider..josh..your parents dont care because you live in MAINE!! haha jk

my parents suck tonight. they're making me go out with them and my aunt about shit.

-> Colleen

..Moore Steeze..
 
i get 80s and my bro gets like 100s and shit but my ma dont care

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
My dad got pissed because i went from an A to an A- in an honors class. Stupid parents. Most of the time they are cool though.

jibba jabba
 
chris klug is a snowboard racer, hes kin=d of a fag, every other sentence he sais is 'rip it up' youll be like, ye i went skiing today, and hell be lkike, did you rip it up? but anyways his parents own the aspen square, and my rich friend has a condo there so i met him when i was staying there

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 2 BITCH
 
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