My parents are shitfaced.

[EastCoastPride]

i just got home, and they are downstairs in the kitchen with their friends, speakers at full volume, playing "suspicious minds" and trying to do the dishes... i predict a serious injury or other dish-related disaster within 15 minutes. it is quite the ruckus.

 

[soulskier]

they'll probaly cut their hand off with the garbage disposal

 

[RJD2]

u have many posts

 

[timmi]

go snag some booze

 

[soulskier]

yea, if yor parents are drunk enough they wont notice if anys missing

 

[uni-corn]

its been roughly 15mins

anythihg horrible happen yot?

 

[Elijah.]

i love watching parents shitfaced

so classic

 

[skierdudeguy]

wow! good call!

 

[slimbruddah]

if they start doing it... run.

 

[anti_bunk]

haha frakin sweet.

 

[Shaggy]

ohhh man, whenever i see parents at one of their parties its awesome, theyre always drinking their wine and brandy, laughing, and they slouch when they talk to you. I love being in with the socialite alcoholic parents, so funny to see all the time.

 

[fourdskate]

my parents just had a dinner party and they get all faded drinking wine, it's hilarious. cause then they get really emotional about all the things we're talking about. my parents friend started like grabbing me and telling me that Ray was the most inspirational movie ever.

 

[D-SPINAH]

until your parents beat you.... aha jk my parents love me..i hope

 

[ISkiSwitch]

My mom is constently drunk, and my drunk uncle, and drunk aut from outa town were here today. That was a rucus, but not a fun one, my unlce gets rowdy when he's absolutely shit-faced.

 

[SteezePatrol]

hahahahahahahhahah oh man my parents are so low key but every now and then they get smashed and it's so damn funny

 

[JockinJLoads]

yeah id def steal some liquor...but im not a pussy and i steal from the store

 

[reggyboy]

ye i remember when my parents were pissed at the last staff cristmas party. they were dancing to do the hussle and dad was pulling his own version of the pulp fiction twist dance. dam wish i had a video of it id def post it lol

 

[couchskier]

hope they are not swingers, nasty!

 

[Tapes]

thats so awsome. my parents always start dancing and singing. it gets on my nerves, but when my dad is shitfaced i can ask him to buy me whatever i want and ill get it.

 

[Capt.Flannel]

haha maybe he went down to snag some booze and they accidently chopped him with a cleaver in the middle of doin dishes.

 

[oakjewlery]

i fucking hate when my parents have their friends over and get drunk. it has to be one of the most akward things ever.

 

[Capt.Flannel]

I lucked out, my parents don't drink.

 

[itsMr.CruzYouAss]

my dads a pothead n he steals my vikaden ITS MY FUCKIN VIKADEN DAD FUCK OFF!

 

[timmi]

i dont know man, niether of my parents drink either, so the one time i did get caught, it turned into alot more then it should have

 

[michaelbenson]

yah but parents can get smashed to they have lives to

 

[Capt.Flannel]

I dont really drink much, so I don't have that problem. The only place I'll drink is the Frat and you can't get busted there. It's practically impossible.

 

[Aliant]

i remember i was at my friends house when i was like 8 and my freind was a asleep (this was midnight proly) ands i heard everyone come look there fucking in the bedroom. and i that was the first i time i witnessed (with my ears) some one having sex.

 

[Schoening]

speaking of drunk, i was at this party last night and my friend was soooo fucking drunk. he whips out a can of dip and seriosly puts 1/2 the thing in his mouth. some girl was like brent your drunk enough why do you wanna dip and he replies back "just trying to get a buzz"