My parents and marijuana

solitaryman

solitaryman

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so today, my sister decided she wanted some pastels out of my room and so she was looking through my drawers and managed to find my scale my pocket scale and some catnip.

so i confronted my mom thinking she took my shit and i was like wtf why were you going through my room im not retarted you know

She: WHY DID YOU HAVE SCALES THE ONLY THING SCALES ARE USED FOR IS POT

me: I DONT GIVE A SHIT

her: a bunch of bullshit

(btw these scales aren't even mine so keep that in mind)

me: the scales aren't even mine they're my friends can i have them back

mom: which friends

me : im not telling you LOL

mom: GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM STUDYING FOR EXAMS

what do i do, my counsellor told them i smoke weed (faggot) then i said i didn't but i don't think my dad believed me and now my moms getting all pissed cause im telling the truth

so im thinking about getting a bunch of shit together a bunch of facts and writing them down on some paper leaving it for them and then going to my friends houses' for the weekend and say i'll come back when you've accepted my choices

there's my idea give me some of yours?
 


You gotta somehow get your parents to realize that weed isn't that big of a deal... especially considering the other shit you've been up to. And plus, it's BC... what else do we do?

 


^ I dunno, you tell me. But the point is, weed isn't that big of a deal compared to other drugs. I don't know what your parents are like, but how would your dad react to you smoking weed? If he won't mind much, I guess you could tell him you blaze occasionally. Let him know that it's nothing compared to hallucinogens and shit. Or cocaine/meth. Or you could fuck off until they agree to your demands (which are... what? have them allow you blaze in the house? lol)

 
fuck this thread.

seriously.

and your guidance counsellor can do that.

so go ahead and write your little essay to your parents about the facts and pretend that its going to change their perspective on weed. like they could give a fuck about your paper.

if my kid did that i'd cuff him across the head for being a pretentious little shit.
 
writing an essay will do nothing to change your parent's perspective because they HAVE SMOKED WEED BEFORE. They just don't want their son doing something illegal and getting in trouble or turning into a burnout who sucks at school (argue all you want it does happen). Yeah but you're past phase one(lol), they know now, but really all you can do is just not get caught, i've been caught four times now and each time it's gotten a little worse, but i think the next time will either never happen, or they will be better with it. But for you umm...just wait it out
 
wow, if you are living under their roof, do what they say, and quit being a little bitch about. For christ's sake, they pay for your costs of living, you owe them big time, and all you can do is get pissed off that they don't want you turning into an absolute skid mark. Come on man, be real.
 
just be stealthly with it if they dont agree with you because they're the ones keeping you alive. My friend smoked bud every day for over 2 years and his parents didnt have the least idea he smoked.
 
running away is exactly that.... running away

if you were my kid i'd beat you. you sound like a spoiled little shit.

you need to get some perspective on life, watch the news or something
 
ughh... not really i have to buy my own bikes skis ipods paintball guns anything exspensive so thanks for that...

anyways i don't care if you guys are so hardcore that you can beat your kids i wanted useful responses also

my parents have nevvvvver smoked weed they're SO SQUARE so that doesn't help

also i'm not even close to being a stoner guys i smoke on occasion like if i don't have rugby that week or something i do it around sports so that it doesn't affect how i play and everything

and your school ocounsellor is not aloud to fucking tell your parents that
 
yea...he is. School counselors have the right to tell parents anything that they feel is going on in a kids life that is detrimental to his mental or physical health...aka suicide thoughts, depression, heavy drinking, smoking pot, doing other drugs, cutting. All that shit is within a school counselors right to tell parents about for "the safety of the child."
 
What you should really do is tell your parents all of the upsides to smoking dat green goodness compared to drinking. Tell them how much safer it is and all that, then they will get focused on the fact that you're not drinking, and that will make them happy. (well you may be drinking, but don't let them know that). It'll work son. Preach
 
OMG MOM JUST ACCEPT MEEEEEEEEEE!!!

sounds so emo.

how old are you? why you keeping bud in your drawers man? as the years go on, your parents get more chill but the only time i got caught was like 5 years ago and my advice is to just listen. the last thing you want your parents to do is lose respect for you and have your relationship grow sour.
 
Hahaha, if that's how the conversation went with your mom, what on earth makes you think she'll treat you like a mature teen when you can't even have a mature adult conversation with her? Giving respect gets respect yo.

Don't fight them into changing their beliefs on pot. They're probably basing their opinion on the kind of child you are. If you get in trouble a lot, do bad in school, etc., they will only think that weed is feeding the fire.

Your approach is all wrong. And if you think they've never smoked pot before...hahahaha! They got you good. Just remember one thing: parents aren't stupid. And they know everything.
 
ZOMFG NO WAI!!!!111

damn dude your parents must hate/not respect you if they dont buy you all the random shit you just listed. But really, you have the maturity level of a toddler.
 
your parents aren't ever going to accept let alone embrace the fact that their son smokes weed so no matter how hard you try you won't sway their opinions. also, if they find this thread somehow....
 
try to see it from their point of view. They don't want you to turn into the useless fuck that you are becoming.
 
agreed.

i think you're forgetting the time period your parents grew up in man. just cause they say they didn't doesn't mean that.

i once got a phone call asking for bud and my dad heard but i just talked to him about it and gave him the facts, he knows i'm a good kid and do good in school so he just told me not to do it anymore and that it's fine to try or even do on occasion but never in excess...which i agree with.

he then told me about all of his "experiences" and he never told my mom cause she is a fucking hypocrite and you can't hold an intelligent conversation with her since her head is so far up her ass about how she is 50 and knows all. but that's a completely different story...

anyways you fucked yourself by being a bitch and acting like a 10 year old. deal with it.
 
uhhh pretty much what everyone else has said on here so far...

also reading you say "im not retarted you know" made me lol pretty good.
 
man, you're as cool as AIDS. i think it's safe to say you're the most retarded, ungrateful, ignorant sonofabitch i've ever come across. congratulations, because it must take some serious dedication to be THE stupidest fucking person on the face of the earth and you're doing a great job holding on to the title. you're the heavyweight champion of the motherfucking world of stupidity. the fucking Joe Frazier of dumbass. if being the dumbest piece of shit possible was an event at the X Games, you'd have twice as many medals as Tanner. are you pickin up what i'm puttin down? you're the definition of "fucking dumb". the gates are down, the bells are ringing, the lights are flashing, but there's no train coming. you've completely smoked away your brain and you have a single-digit IQ. you could smash your head into a brick wall as hard as possible and do no damage. i gotta go take a shit that'll be smarter than you, so sorry to cut this short, but you just keep on keepin on, mang... people like you were created for my entertainment and i really appreciate it when you give me my money's worth.
 
well someone is living up to their name.

but your a little brat if thats how the convo went. grow a pair and take responsibilty, you cant yell at your parents becuase you did something illegal. idiot.
 
hate aside, just talk to them without the immature little kid whining. intelligent conversation can go a long way.
 
never smoking weed makes them gay? yo, i think im gay then. you have to pay for you bike AND skis?!?! woahhhhh

dude your a faggot, cockboy, how old are you 13?

stop smoking and get a clue senn.
 
Now I dont smoke, never have, and dont plan on it. But is the feeling you get from smoking it realy worth risking your relationship with your parents, going to jail and the time and money you put into it? Im not saying its wrong, just asking questions cuz i just dont understand why so many people do it? What r the positives?
 
first of all, you wont go to jail unless u grow it or ur carrying lots of it. i think in canada its legal to carry like 5 grams or something. and ur putting time and money because its a good time. you talk with ur friends and have fun. why do people buy alcohol or even food when they hangout? because its always makes it a good time.
 
Stop being such a little bitch. They've raised you for the (insert age) years you've been around, paid your rent, fed you, clothed you, and dealt with all your childhood bullshit. Give them some credit, and then come talk.
 
yo if you knew anything it would be to either not get caught (some people can do it) or do what i did, get caught multiple times, realize that acting like a child gets you treated like a child, sober up and quit being a dumbass. swear to god best thing i've ever done, my grades are better, my parents are letting me have more freedom and i will eventually be driving a car. yo, you're best bet is to just grow the fuck up, realize you can't have the dream life of your friend's whos parents don't realize how bad smoking weed is everyday, and be smart about smoking weed when you do. i'm not saying dont ever spark but just realize by the time your 16 you gotta be responsible and all that gay shit so just get used to it, its not all that bad.

and return your friends shit if you were serious about them scales, so many bum ass people have lost my paraphanlia and failed to return it, it's pretty gay, dont be a gay faggot.
 
i think this kid expected a warm reception with this thread because he smokes weed and rebels against his parents. Thats the cool thing to do huh?
 
marijuana is fun if you enhance an experience with it. the drug cannot be overdosed on, and because it is directly smoking a plant, it can hardly be called a drug. The illegality of the substance is caused by the control freaks at the top who don't recognize peoples freedoms, and think that they have to lead the flock of sheep below them.

I smoke weed every few weeks now, and that kid just has personal problems with his parents and shit. and where I live, weed isnt a big deal even if you get caught. If you have less then 4 grams they will pretty much just take your bag and let you go. the people know that its not bad.

just that some kids fall in love with getting high, and do it too much. The effects wear off faster as more of the drug accumulates in your system, and some people move to dangerous drugs because they're uninteresting and don't know how to have fun without them.

The problem with illegality is that the drug isnt regulated, and therefore it is accessable to a younger audience, who are still lacking the responsibility and experiences in life to know when its time to not smoke. The older one gets, the more responsible one can be with their drug usage. I state this from experience and studies.

I would like to see the drug regulated to those over the age of 18.

http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_myth.shtml

http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_myth17.shtml

I hope this helped...
 
ask pops how to roll a doobie old school style or make some pot cookies with some cannabutter and tell them that you're sorry and hand them a big plate of cookies with a couple glasses of milk
 
yeah exactly it was kelsey that did it too she's 17 bri's 18

to catnip askers you make tea with it

and i've thought about this now, i think my dad has smoked weed before seeing as he was like a huge jock/player in highschool and he always talks about how his friends grew weed to get through college and stuff but, my mom NO WAY she was a prefect in highschool one of those little loser kids that think they run the show and tattle on people and she cringes at the thought of drugs so ya...

and to people like crazyfuck that are being unnecesarily douche-ish wtf if you don't have anything nice to say gtfo
 
1. has any one ever died from weed?
2. does it make you a different person?
3. watch this video
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