My old girlfriend is soooo funny

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midwest_rep2

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What a biznatch. We break up after 6 months or so, a week after she says lets get back together, i say no. a month later she still wants to get back together, i say YES, a week later she says i found someone else, i say bitch. a month later we start talking and she says she wants to get back together, i say no, a few weeks later she still wants to get back together, i say YES, a week later she says she found someone else. 5 Months later we start talking again and she says she loves me (again) and wants to get back together, I say NO. A month later she confesses her love again and I say YES I BELIEVE YOU, a month later over christmas she hooks up with someone she knew for a month, I say F*CK OFF. She cries and professes love again, i ignore her. We talk for a month and again she says I am her closest dearest friend and she wants to be with me, I say NO. Another month: she is convincing and I say YES, a month later she meets someone else and is 'in love with him',(she is normally a very level headed 20 yr old), a month goes by and I say leave me alone you are annoying...:) moral: I hate you

 
my old gf is obsessed im like its over!! im tired of her

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so who did what now???

thats pretty funny, out of all those times you broke up and got back together did you get any play....

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ahh that sucks

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
lol that sounds exactly like my ex and i. Except instead of six months, it was almost three years.



'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot

Frostmonkey

 
yeah...im weak ill let anyone come back

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we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of jason levinthal

 
I had a relationship like that, except that instead of falling for another guy she decided that she's a lesbian.

Makes ya feel proud, turning girls into lesbians and all.

I'm as close to god as you'll ever get....
 
if you wanna get rid of her, take her on a trip, but only buy her a one way ticket, so when you get to the airport on the way home, you just say.

OOPS, SEEYA!!!

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You Laugh Because I'm Different. I Laugh Because You're All The Same.
 
HAHAHAHAA... shaun you're an idiot.. haha.. i could just see you doing that too.. hahah

'Get back here you little dipshit I'm gonna rape you more than you'd wanna fuck britney spears now wtf did you do to my truck?'

~Jeff Thomas

'You are not allowed to block powdrprincess'

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1080 chick...if i dump you will you crawl back to me.........

you dont have to get up

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we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of jason levinthal

 
you are an idiot for going for her 3 times. a complete idiot.

'Im a rageoholic, Im addicted to rageohol!' -Homer
 
hahahahaha k2skeepimp thats hilarious!! hahahahahahahahah what a whore though on the top though

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This guy and i went out for like 3 months then he cheated on me... broke up... 7 weeks later got back together cheated on me again.. broke up ... 3 months later got back together.. broke up again cause i thought he was cheating.. then New Years 2002 I met 6 of his ex gfs at a party... And now we are kinda on the verge of becoming friends with benefits.. im callin the shots right now... so ya thats my story!

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I want a REALLY HOT boy toy!! :-P
 
If it didn't work the first 3 times, what makes you think it will work the 4th? Or 5th? or 6th? etc..

Matt

 
five0.....oh yeah...i'll alwaize be crawlin back to ya...you're just too damn sexxxy!

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Yeah the problem was she was sooooo damn HOT, smart, and inexperienced. College life just hit her hard. What i learned was staying friends afterwards is B-A-D news

 
my ex is psychotic.... shes stalking me (or atleast was) and she also hacked my fuckin hotmail account. and a day after i found out it was her that hacked it she told me she wanted me to go back out with her.... i hate her!

I think I'm half-Irish and half-dumbass - Shane McConkey
 
ive had a girl carve my name into her leg. i mean, i was flattered, but FUCK i aint that good lookin
 
man that sucks dude, send that to her so she relizes how much of a whore she is haha, but yeah my g/f / ex g/f right now is "confused", its fucking bs, i'm like done with her.
 
you were, are and will coninue to get played by her like your her bitch while she jumps on whoevers dick she wants continually, she just wants to know that no matter what she can get you back and she can. Just hope she doesn't ask more like for you to hurt someone, because it obvious she controls you.
 
i've done the same thing(not quite as many break ups but close). we have been broken up for like 4 months snd she says she wants to be really good friends. the other night at a party, i was super high and she kept yelling at me for getting a new gf and never talking to her. it sucked and she followed/bitched at me all night and kept jabbing her finger in my face.
 
Good lord what a thread from the past i wonder how many times they have broken up and got back together by noW?

Please enlighten us midwest i know ur still around!
 
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