My non recreational high on Easy Off (the oven cleaner)

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So today I was helping my neighbors move and they told me "You can get something out of the fridge if your hungry, eat anything you think looks good." So I took a pice of pizza and heated up the oven. Little did I know they had loaded the oven with Easy Off and the preheating vaped the cleaner. As I was walking up stair I though "damn it smells like chemicals up hear, its so foggy." So I went over to the oven and there was steam and smoke rising out of the thing. I knew immediately that there was oven cleaner in the oven, I rushed over to the oven opened the door and got a face full of vapor and shit in my face causing me to gag and cough as I ran out the door

So much vapor had accumulated in the upper floor that there were clouds of Easy Off pouring out of every door that was open on the upper floor. I then rushed in again grab the racks out of the oven getting another face ful of Easy Off, then I thought it was a bad idea to be in there since it made me feel like shit and gave me a head ache. Smoke and vapor still billowing out of the exits. A few minutes pass as I am cleaning the racks and I start to feel stoned, but whack stoned. The headiness was there for sure but I just felt on edge, shitty and burnt out. My neighbor comes up stairs and says, " Holy shit did you use the oven?" "Yeah sorry about that" "Oh thats fine you didn't know." my neighbor replied. I go back to scrubbing the racks and my neighbor asks, " Are you alright, you look pale." " I think I got some sort of high or reaction from the fumes." He ran and got me water from downstairs and told me to take a rest so I did and I felt beter after 15 minutes or so.

Basically it was shitty and I never want to experience that stuff again.
 
Totally brah, I just survived some intense fume inhalation, which can have very negative side effects. Thankfully my resin build up in my lungs from cannabis use has helped hinder the negative and damaging affects of the airborne cleaning agents.
 
oh ya dude sick brah. tell me more stories of your dank drug use man. if you can, record them on audiotape, i'd love to listen to them in the car
 
Wow that's funny because IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR THAT TO HAPPEN.

Fuck off back to 4chan you childish pieces of shit.
 
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that, or trying to suck his own dick mid-air. He honestly got closer to that then getting a frontflip around...
 
OP probably describes years by using "score" like he's some scholar from the 1850's

"twoscore and 7 years ago, i accidentally huffed Easy Off," OP says to his autistic grandchildren.
 
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