my newest haiku

your an idiot

kill yourself please, with a knife

yes, that would be great

drink hard and die young

$$ ICED OUT RACING $$

toss your salad outta here
 
wanna write?

sometimes, have to fight

take a bite

“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
 
sweet fuck, your dad's need to take all of you to Hooters and stuff you with hot wings until you are normal.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
i have trouble with haiku's. i liked randalls.

Farp for Life.

'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'

'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'

'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'

 
'white riot' a haiku by JAzz Skellington, words by joe strumemr and the clash

white people go school

black man got a lot problems

then he throws a brick

 
there once was a couple named blair,

who liked to fuck on the stair,

when the banister broke, he fastened a rope

and finished her off in the air.

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
go to hooters with your dad

gee im glad

im not your dad

“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
 
holla holla holl

holla holla holla holl

holla holla holl

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my idea is for everyone to just go fucking ballistic about it and make an online petition somewhere and tell friends, family, animals, strangers, niggers, jews, etc. to sign the petition

-newskool450
 
Listen to me bitch

Get high with me,smoke some weed

don't just stare at me.

The plants talk to me

Every night,we get high

and the trees love me.

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Sick and Tired.
 
I will touch your bum

feel me penetrate you

virginity, mine

****

//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
^ cj wins

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
yep C J definetly yake all with that one

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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

 
Cj did not win,

In fact,I kicked his fat ass

Because I'm the shit.

hahaha,no offense tho.

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Sick and Tired.
 
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