my new pic up line!

*Neil

*Neil

Active member
do you use oil of olay? because you just took all the wrinkles outta my coc

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AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!!!!!!

wow, i wanna see you try and actually use that one! get it on tape if you do......

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'I'm an accomplished, certified shitter.' - Jooky

'Thats called 'Stealingg' Money , its 'Illegal'.' - P-JO

'use your crutches as pole-vaulting-mechanisms and launch yourself into water' - rsd

'Detactive, it's TAP, not tax. You'd TAP that ass.' - Darksider17

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i have used that line. the girl actually laughed and talked tome a little, but she had to be the stupidest, most superficial chick i have ever held a conversation with, so i hastily made my exit. on second thought, maybe she didnt understand what i said, and just laughed to look smart. that would make sense.

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain.'
 
^you shoulda hit that shit up yo/

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Ghandi Steez.

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one of the better ones i have heard

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What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff

Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock

Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
 
why use a pick up line? just start talking innocently and then bring out the honesty 'i think we should have sexual intercourse'!

you'd be surprised at the success rate of this?

'People tell me I have an ego problem. By the way my name is Rob but you may call me GOD!'

This post brought to you by Rob Dunlop 'Keepin it rude and reckless since '83!

THEORY-3 MEDIA
 
''i might not be the best looking guy in this bar, but i'm the only one talking to you''

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
you have wrinkles on your cock?? how old are you neil,like 80

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
that is good stuff...

i prefer to use this one... if a girl says something perveted or just anything nasty in general.... YOU NASTY BITCH!!!!!..... where have you been all of my life.

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woah woah woah, i started this bandwagon. and i'll be damned if someone is gona talk shit about it-Phrosty

Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik

avril lavign at my ass, and so can you
 
i like that, and i just used it on a girl in school, and she touched it, i like

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if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
i dont get it.

~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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check this one

'That shirt's very becoming on you.' 'oh thank you' 'then again, If i was on you, id be coming too'

oohhhhhhh

some nasy chick used that on me, and it ruined my night.....forever.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
lol thats awesome

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Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.

Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.

Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?

Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.

Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?

Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.

Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?

Jules: Fuck you.

Vincent: How many?

Jules: Fuck you.

Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.

Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

BFSC.... we do it froggy style

 
the best pick up line is 'do you want to measure my dick?'... especially when crazy little 13 yr olds go around govy asking everyone... 'thats a nice bike... id ride it'... 'thank you'... id ride you too' also good... humping the ground helps too. so yeah, theres this kid jeremy who did all this shit, it was intense... no one had a video camera.

 
Where did you get the oil of olay line. at a comedy club i work at one guy (jon buehler) uses it in his act all the time.

 
you'd be surprised

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
heres one,

i just wrote my name in feces all over the bathroom wall, lets have sex.

has a 100% success rate.

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smoke bud, it gets you high.

COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime.
 
^ I'm not suprised it has 100% success, think of the determination and skill it would take to write your name in feces, the girl would have to be stupid NOT to go for you.

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They call me the centaur, I'm a man but I'm built like a horse from the waist down.

The Official NS Pirate with Matt Harvey's seal of approval

 
your sig has a good pickup line in it:

They call me the centaur, I'm a man but I'm built like a horse from the waist down.

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
 
there was a kid at school who wrote his name with his shit on the wall, a big brown DAVID on the wall,it was so great

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
eww! that sick! we have lots of random ppl who do it on the walls in the guys shower room, in the middle of the bathroom floor & on top of the toilet. its fuckin sick.

*stevie*
 
i still dont get it.

~Jameson~

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Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

UREIL LYFSTYL

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i like the classics like

'Did it hurt?' 'did what hurt?' 'when you feel from heaven.'

or this one, this one is tight, you have a $50 in your wallet then you go up to the girl and look at her right in the eyes, then you make an exasparated sigh and go over ot your friend who is standing close and you say 'DAMN I DO OWE YOU $50, HER EYES ARE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN DIMONDS'

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
 
'excuse me miss I lost my puppy dog will you help me find him' sure. 'ok great, i think he wandered into that cheap motel over there'

 
nah. you just gotta go up to a girl and be lie 'Look, your gonna end up fucking someone tonight anyway, might as well make it me.' Or 'Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?'

VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
 
Fuck me if I'm wrong... but is your name Harvey?

Teddy

SRMC

Poniverus

''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
 
does anyone even use pick up lines?

Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

*-FRITZ-*
 
Markman: Sum comidian came to my school in mtl and said it..his act also had lots of masterbation and porno jokes... he was from vancouver i think

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a comedian was at your school, and he made lots of jokes about masterbation and porno?? did your pricipal approve of this?

'ghostdragon is like milk. sometimes when it sits too long in thr fridge it gets crusty things around the cap that sometimes fall into your glass when your not careful.' - cj

'if you love something, fuck it in the ass...if it screams, cries and bleeds toss it in the dumpster...if anything else, you've got yourself a keeper' - Alpentalik

-Ayrton

 
i go to collage... they dont care

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Nice Ass.......oh, I mean camel toe.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
your pants are like a mirror i can see myself in them.

do you believe at love at first sight or do you need me to walk by you again.

did it hurt? girl:did what hurt? you: when you fell from heaven

go behind her back to herr shirt and look at her tag and say.. just what i thought made in heaven.

nice skis wanna fuck

NDSC
 
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