My New invention that will revolotionalize skiing as we know it.

chicken

chicken

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Imagine a ski that would allow you to ski in tons of new positions, would ski powder like none other and provide a new outlook on what can be accomplished on two planks.

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seriously, can you imagine the shit you could do on these. inverted rail slides, overhead grabs, flips while on the ground.

it seems flawless, the only problem i see is the issue of screamin semins on these things.
 
so you would fit inside the circle? sounds fishy, might be too big to still be maneuverable. i like the idea anyway, would be sick if it worked out.
 
dammit i cant belive it was in freeze, yeah i was joking, i jsut saw the saftey bike.

fuck brad Holmes thought of everything
 
How about my invention (if not invented yet):

Dual entry bindings not mounted center on skis, so if you're going to be doing more all-mountain or powder, step into them with there being less tail. When you're doing more switch or more park, step into them with there being more tail.

It's probably been heard of already, but I just thought of it.

 
you'd probably just start rolling and wouldn't be able to stop, then you'd crash into some gangsta gangstas and they'd go ape shit on your ass...ya know...bang bang skeet skeet
 
you would need special boots then cause the toe and the heel of most boots are differently shaped.
 
pretty much head did that with the mad trix.

big air and big mountain settings, you flipped the binding around though, so park was centred and mountain was back
 
They would have to be really light because I dont think you would have much control with that much weight and momentum above you while turning....

to me these seem kinda gay... haha sorry
 
that'd break your ankles in no time... the amount of torque your ankles would experience would splinter them.
 
that was definitely in freeze mag. something else in freeze mag was brad holmes i believe (maybe it was someone else) as a pimp on skis. he def had fish bowls attached to his skis... w/ fish in them.

anyway. that is a semi-sick idea. but how the hell are you gonna get on the lift buddy. as well as the size issue of them actually being maneuverable.
 
"I dont do shit, I get shit done, I ski around the world but the west coast is where im from"
 
somebody just needs to invent skis that can float over the ground. then its never icey, and you can ski all year long, but I guess crashing would hurt more.
 
i have a solution to the lift problem/

they hook you on to the foot rest of the safety bar with the top of the circle. it's flawless
 
okay so to make them a still unmanageable weight you would just import bamboo from china. Yeah, bamboo, I see where your going
 
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