My new house (mega claim)

precious metals???? dude GOLD HAS JUST GONE FROM 900 in the summer to $1200 NOW AND U WANT TO BUY IT NOW???? are you crazy? i wouldn't be surprised if it went a bit higher but at this point there is way more downside risk than upside....
 
I hate when newbs on NS claim that all these threads are going to "make NS history".

Making NS history is an honor, not something from some dumbass troll like this. Wow it was funny, we all had a laugh, a couple of you were dumb enough to fall for it. ZOMG IT MUST BE NS HISTORY! WE HAD A FUNNY!

No. It isn't NS history, and you kids need to stop claiming everything will go down as NS history. I can count the number of threads that deserve to be NS history on two hands.
 
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HAHAHA this is a funny thread. im pretty sure the OP did it as a joke or somthin like april fools
 
Hahahaha.
I love how everyone is getting mad at the OP.
He was probably high as fuck, and thought, I bet if I post this ridiculous story, all the little kids on NS will believe it and FREAK OUT, which is exactly what happened.
If y'all were dumb enough to believe this shit its your problem.
 
can we let this thread die now? its a lie, we had our laugh now let it die. and no its not ZOMG NS HISTORY! no where near being worthy of that
 
Hey check out my new house! I picked it up off one of those infomercials that tells you to call a 1-800 number because there are bank owned houses going for under $2,000! I got a great deal on this pad, I paid just under $1,500!

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yeah man props on the great investment. I just picked up 5 ak's from some esse's down the block and then me and my homies commited a string of bank robberys down the east coast. we made 8 mil a peice and now we ballin as fuck. I put 2 million in the bank and spent the rest on pure heroin. cut it all up and sold it at street value now i got 500 million. now i'm ballin as fuck. i bought 17 houses. got one up in the french alps, one in venice, a couple in utah, bc, nz, hood, compton, boston, vt, all ovah the place you know how we doo, we ballin' as fuck. you should see the bitches I got, i told em polygamy is legal when your net worth is over 50 mill so I got like 7 wives n shit. every 09.10 ski on the market. some in multiples with different binding setups for different days. i got all the highest end ski boots and shit.

sparknotes: i eat caviar out of origami bowls made from benjamins while asian bitches rub lotion onto my nutsack with there feet yo. i'm ballin as fuck and i rob banks with ak's bitch.
 
Pretty obvious this is fake. My dad used to be a stock broker, and its not easy to work the market. A 25% return on your investment is pretty crazy, much less the jump from 5 to 7 digits. It takes an insane amount of time, brains, and most of all luck, to keep a good stock portfolio and it takes a long time for the investments to really blossom.

Also, that 6 Mill would be gone pretty quick buying stuff like that house and that car, and a person who just made 6 mill in the market would know its not fiscally responsible and wont appreciate well to just start spending it on multiple surf boards and cars, especially when its so easy to lose everything in this economy.

The house would be an awesome investment though. If someone bought that in the thrashed housing market, they could get so much return and have a legit house at the same time.

Good job tricking the majority of NS though. You made is seem pretty real
 
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