My New Companie

Capurnicus

Capurnicus

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Yeah well so I decided to start my own company. Its called 5Frnt. We don't make anything. Currently we sponsor a pack of oreos and this kid that lives in the dirt by my house. So if anyone wants to send me money, just message me.

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Patrick

patproductions.com

SMS Session 1
 
your company can make skiing backrounds for the computer, since it seems like youve been doing a lot of that lately anyway

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save a tree: stop making report cards

dont drink and drive- you might spill your beer

i didnt do it

respect mah authoritah!!-cartman

member of the 'lets help sam lose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' club

oficial founder of the cfpwutwdtm
 
i hope he wasnt running w/ those scissors.

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'I don't get girl-girl relationships. Except the pay-per-view kind.'' - EastCoastPride

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
i believe the correct spelling is cumpunee.

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i'm a cold heart breaker.

im fit to burn.

ill rip your heart in two.

and i'll leave you lying on the bed.

i'll be out the door.

before you wake.

its nothing new to you.

yes i think we've seen that movie too.
 
haha thats great pat ur a genious!

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'u see the thing i luv about extreme sports, is if u make the trick ur going for its sick, if not its hilarious!' ~brad~

 
ill send you 2 dollars, in return will i be sponsered?

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
no

FOUNDER OF CORKED MAGAZINE

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

-j
 
no

FOUNDER OF CORKED MAGAZINE

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

-j
 
come to think of it, will you sponsor me? i suck at life!

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save a tree: stop making report cards

dont drink and drive- you might spill your beer

i didnt do it

respect mah authoritah!!-cartman

some sports only require one ball. real sports require two.

member of the 'lets help sam lose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' club

oficial founder of the cfpwutwdtm

 
pllllllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaassssse!

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save a tree: stop making report cards

dont drink and drive- you might spill your beer

i didnt do it

respect mah authoritah!!-cartman

some sports only require one ball. real sports require two.

member of the 'lets help sam lose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' club

oficial founder of the cfpwutwdtm

 
i want to getr sponsorewd vbby guiness

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'I don't get girl-girl relationships. Except the pay-per-view kind.'' - EastCoastPride

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
im sponsored by 6 front! the homeless guy on the corner of main and 6th gave me a subway ticket! OH! I CAN HAVE MY CAKE AND EAT IT TO BITCHES!

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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
Pat, that has got to be the single best idea on NS currently.

i'll send you money immediately

*all of the above items were intentional lies.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
yeah pat i thought this was going to be a wallpaper company.. Im waiting for some new ones by the way man.

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And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHT!!!

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
mere 2

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'I don't get girl-girl relationships. Except the pay-per-view kind.'' - EastCoastPride

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
I have those same glasses in my kitchen. sponsor me

I was born on planet earth

a rotating ball where man comes first. it's been around, for a long long time

now it's time to watch it die.
 
I happen to be ''the kid in the dirt by my house...'

And the oreos aren't even double-stuf. We hang out together only because we have the same sponsor. Otherwise I would never let myself be seen with a pack of regular oreos. Bad for my rep, ya know?

Teddy

''It's good to know everything.''

SRMC

SFHNC: 340/2000
 
10:59...am i sponsored

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1-800-BUTT-MONKEYS.com.net.lesbian P.O. Box 2, City Place, 47 Years in the Voluntary Pilot Firefighting Bear Safe Sun Screen Kids Please Call Now ~~capurnicus

skierdudeguy says 'lick my poopy' 'and he means it'

(your ad here)

'i feel naked without my clothes'

-kevan

 
i live in ohio, am i sponsored?

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***Official Newschoolers Drunk***

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley
 
shut up, u dont have say in it.

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***Official Newschoolers Drunk***

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley
 
i do own a lawnmower

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***Official Newschoolers Drunk***

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley
 
oh! i suck, can you sponser me? please? i can do 'special things'!

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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

-cj

 
god damn Pat..that's the funniest shit.

Yay, I'm sponsored without wanting to be. Who can teach me a wedge?

And my state's sponsored! How cool is that!? way to FUCK OVER 5FRNT YOU FUCKING IDIOT. OHIO IS HELL! DON'T EVER EVER EVER DO ANYTHING ANYTHING FOR THIS PIECE OF SHIT THAT I'M FORCED TO CALL HOME AND RESIDE IN

but that's just my opinion.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
what? this is a sweet thread.

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***Official Newschoolers Drunk***

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley
 
gary coleman is priceless

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
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