my neighbor is careless.

evilninja

evilninja

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they were setting off a whole bunch of fireworks.some of exploded directly over my house.i was afraid they were gonna set my house on fire.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
some hit my house one night and nothing happend

The bible is just literature and the church is a glorified book club.

acholcol makes me its bitch

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
i was lighting off bottle rockets last night and they flew all over our neighbors roof. hahah

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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis

drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

 
me and my friends where out partying at the city centre last night and as soon as someone started firing around everyone did the same and some justz threw their stuff into the crowd. some ass threw his on me. i got my fingers burned like shit. if id seen who it was id have made him put a rocket up his anus and light it up...

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riding skiboards is like banging fat chicks.....it might be fun, but you dont tell your friends about it. - weenox
 
ahahaha chris, that sucks

i hit my neighbors jag with a like 7 bottle rockets last nite, bc i shot it down the street the same time he was driving up.....drunk as hell

'Proud Member of the NS Praetorian Guard

Viva La Praetorian Bitches'

 
my uncle shot a mortor right into his neighbors daughter who was sitting next to a fire on the next lawn over. the guy came over and they fought and fell into the lake and it was funny to see drunken 40 year olds kick the crap out of eachother. the girl didnt even get hurt it exploded like five feet in front of her and she just got shaken up a bit.

'I thought i was going to dead.'

-Charles Gagnier
 
evilninga u are a pansy

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'I guess this dick gets all spooked and yells out 'FUCK YOU!' to me. So, I stopped, and silently said the same to him.. via my middle fingers. I gave him the double birdie, and skied off, not thinking much of the situation.'- bigkstylie

i hate ski patrolers
 
IT'S NINJA YOU TOOL. NINJA NINJA NINJA. get it right. how could you get that wrong? ninjas fuckin OWN YOU.

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Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!
 
Shut the fuck up, a firework expliding over your house wouldn't catch it on fire unless you had it soaked in gasoline or something jackass.

well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

 
yo guys d not understand what happened to me. i droped a beer can of the baclondy of the condo and some guy came and yelled at me and so i sadu hey man shut the fuck up befoer i shot yoiu in the nust he was so pisse doff and we locked the cdoor so he oculdnt get in

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'NS is like hotel california, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.'-Sugarloaf

 
I hit my neighbour's window with a little rocket thingy. I was like 'oops'. They catch fire in mid air so they basically had a fireball to the window

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'i think you put the B in buttfuck and i put it in you' -lateralis

'Screw porn, get a girlfriend' -PhattTim

'I just want to be popular on the internet.' -ShitSlam4

'ohhhhh so thats what mutes look like... there gay' -Champion_of_the_wild
 
my old house caught on fire because of my neighbors. they wouldnt pay trash bills, so they piled bags up betwixt our houses. it wasnt like fires on tv, but it was pretty sweet

 
i was watching fireworks and a fire stared where they where launching them, this was a state sponsered fireworks thing so its huge right, 300 fireworks or something like went up at once

it was the coolest thing ever

build it, try it, huck it
 
i was lighting off big fireworks once and one tipped over and hit my house which didnt catch on fire but it was a ten shot and it caught the woods on fire a little bit

 
yo man give evilnigga or evil ninja a break or whatever i soak my roof in gasoline everynight im sure other people do and maybe hes one of them so he has a right to worry

Ok, give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!!!!.....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

-GI Joe(The Man with the red beard)
 
My neighbor has a hummer, 2 jetskis, a speedboat, a mercedes convertable, and a lexus truck, he recently put a $100,000 extension to his house, and he's got 2 hottubs and a pool aswell. He's also only 25. Lucky Asshole.

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(tagged wall) - T-Bone is da Illest!

(response) - I'm sorry to hear that, I hope he gets better.

ride with steeZe.



CCR/DFP represent.

Keep it real.
 
and by lexus truck... I mean SUV. heheh.

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(tagged wall) - T-Bone is da Illest!

(response) - I'm sorry to hear that, I hope he gets better.

ride with steeZe.



CCR/DFP represent.

Keep it real.
 
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