My moms hating on skiing

eastAR5

eastAR5

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shes says its not even real skiing and that all we do is "get high and jump on pieces of metal"

wweeeeaaaaakkkk
 
ya dank thats what my moms says, she says racing actually means something, what we do doesnt accomplish shit.. my like okkkkk mom, we should have a mom sesh, me you my mom yor mom shouls hit up some urban and see how they do
 
If shes bitching you out, find a friend who rants about having sex with her. Give him a chance.

Lock her in her room one night and unleash your friend in a thong. She'll learn a good lesson.

Also you could knock her out with sleeping gas and get someone to tattoo FREESKIING FOR LIFE!!!!! and a whole bunch of shit on her forhead. Then she'll be real sad she ever messed with skiing whatsoever.

If you cant do either of this, just shit in her laundry basket and leave a note saying, if you thinking skiing is shit, I think your laundry is shit. Remind her that if she doesnt respect you, you wont respect her back. That goes the same for the things you do. If your mom is into sowing, steal her sowing utensiles and sell them. If your mom likes hungarian man whores, kill one infront of her. Do what needs to be done.
 
my friend has a problem with his mom not letting him go skiing enough. his mom is always bitching about how he was to study more.
 
i dont really tell my mom or show her the things we do, i know she woukd have a heart attack.
 
hahaha..... your moms the shit!! my mom didn't even no i freeskied until she saw my camera!! she was like "thats wat you do there!!! I thought you just skied like normal people!!"
 
tell her that your a steezy motherfucker and smoking and crowning is the essence of life. she wont know wat to say...
 
my mom thinks i am totaly ubsessed (sort of am) but takes it too far when she took my computer away when i was sleeping for a month untill i cooled down on all of the skiing stuff. it was the worst month.
 
the only things that matter in life are , Powder, Hot girls, Dank ass Weed, Good food, good surf, Your friends, family and Your pet dogs, CAsue in the end Money Dont mean Shit the only thing you take into the next life are you LIFE experiences, Skiing should count for some of the greatest moments of your life all the rest is just bull shit you have to deal with inbetween These moments.
 
my dad scared my mom away from skiing many years ago from bringing her on icy east coast "double blacks" ahhaa im kinda glad though so then theres nice fresh cookies waiting for me when i get home every saturday :)
 
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