my mom thinks i am satan

Condemn her to hell.

- Sasha

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'

'Aren't you supposed to be in school? Yes, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Throwin' down some ten eightys! HAHAHAHAHAHA!'

'Teeter tooter...'
 
tell her that u r and that u cast an evil spell on her but be really really really sarcastic about it

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“When you sit back and you look out and your on top of a peak you realize that there’s no worries in life and its all about happiness right then�- C.R. Johnson

“For me it’s the kind of fun that I like to have, it’s going skiing in these big mountains and having the opportunities to get into these places we get to go.�- Seth Morrison
 
^ How could your mom really think that you are satan? I don't understand... what did you do?

- Sasha

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'

'Aren't you supposed to be in school? Yes, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Throwin' down some ten eightys! HAHAHAHAHAHA!'

'Teeter tooter...'
 
Get some little tiny horns on your head, and every day or two, get slightly larger ones until she notices.

And then invite a friend who looks like jesus to come over for dinner and try to solve your guys' problems with each other.

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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
we were watching the apprentice finale and i said it would be better if the loser got thier hand chopped off . then my hippie dad got all pissed off and i said he was gay

 
learn how to walk down the stairs on all four, upsidedown and backwards

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'This is not an option nigga. If you don't smoke this, we have a problem'



CCR/DFP represent.

- Happy Hollidays -
 
Best thing you can do is basically tell her it's ridiculous. But don't tell her she's being stupid. That pisses parents off for some reason. Tell em they're being silly. Or just wait a few days. If she doesn't bring an exorcist over you're home free.

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
'to all of you who think this is a joke it is not she really does'

-that's hilarious

Are you feelin me? I'm on a killin spree.

There's nothing to lose when noone knows your name.

 
i thought your dad said he was gay. well, your family is fucked up anyway.

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-melvs
 
start to burn big crosses in your front lawn and start to speak in toungs. it will really help convince her that your not satan.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'

'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
 
STAB HER

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
put some shit under her nose while she sleeps.. so she know never to fuck with you ever again

'but yea drinking and driving isn't bad if you don't crash or anything'

Phrosty

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br>Yeah and they said it was impossible to masterbate to the View. Proved those bitches wrong. Skiierman

 
recite bible verses about satan, and instead of satan say I

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
ask her what she is, if your satan

FRZGene - Wow you are the man. And by 'the man', I mean 'not the man'.
 
I love how everyone on this site is so good at giving real advice.

I think you should just tell her that's a ridiculous idea... really calmly.

- Sasha

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'

'Aren't you supposed to be in school? Yes, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Throwin' down some ten eightys! HAHAHAHAHAHA!'

'Teeter tooter...'
 
haha tahts the stupidest thing I have ever heard of, a persons mom thinks her kid is satan...Its just REDICULOUS

Also known as ~Skier_Simon~

East Coast Skier
 
hmmmm she thinks youre satan for saying someones hand should be chopped off?

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Go to church you dumb shit.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
Tell her that she is crazy and going overboard with some stupid thing you siad/did. Tell her she is over racting as much as parents did about rock and roll.

 
what u do is put talcum thingys in ur pocket, and learn a couple lines of latin, then when they least expect it, at christmas when your about to open a present or something, put the talcum powder in ur mouth, roll around on the floor flailing about, sayin the lines of latin. The foaming mouth-latin-roll works everytime.

C-Man
 
You should invite a bunch of munchkins over to your house and have them all dressed up in cheap red spandex suits and horns and have them follow you and obey your every command.

-Landis Tanaka
 
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that picture has been posted to many times stop doing it

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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis

drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

 
why would you make a thread that everone will make fun of you

«*$*Carney*$*»

One time at mount Mckay..........
 
I would be like 'Sure Im Satan. When you go sleep, I go sacrifacing goats to the pagan gods, put the goat's head on my back and go hunt some bats'

How stoned your mother really is?

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'i think you put the B in buttfuck and i put it in you' -lateralis

'Screw porn, get a girlfriend' -PhattTim

'I just want to be popular on the internet.' -ShitSlam4

'ohhhhh so thats what mutes look like... there gay' -Champion_of_the_wild
 
are you satan? i.e. are you goth

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this way is a waterslide away for me to chase her fuller every day

 
wow thats funny, if my mom thought i was satin i would totally take advantage of it and be all goth and play with her mind... but maybe thats just me

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lip
 
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